PM to any bro that drinks White Claw, Hard Seltzers, etc

YellowSnow

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What's the matter with you fucking bonios anyhow?

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YellowSnow said:
What's the matter with you fucking bonios anyhow?

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Nobody actually drinks that shit. I think it's all a PR scam. They pay people to walk out of the store with them and then return them later to be restocked.
 
Pallet cleanser my dude. I usually only drink them in the summer if I want a break in between thick beers or even just CLs on the dock or boat etc.
They're also a game changer for women in that they don't have to drink beer or like a Mike Hard's thing that has like 400 calories.
 
At the island this weekend, like 90% of the people walking around had hard seltzer's in ~75 degree Puget Sound temps and the other 10% had piss beer.
The priority appears to be low calories and not feeling so tired later.
 
chuck said:
YellowSnow said:
What's the matter with you fucking bonios anyhow?

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Nobody actually drinks that shit. I think it's all a PR scam. They pay people to walk out of the store with them and then return them later to be restocked.
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You couldn't be more wrong, Chaz.
Just late yesterday afternoon I'm at the Cuntry Club swimming pool for Little Piss 2.0 swim lessons and there's 4 bros sitting the damn hot damn drinking some faggy Vodka seltzers. They probably we the same guys in front of us on the course recently playing terrible music from the golf carts @whlinder style.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
Pallet cleanser my dude. I usually only drink them in the summer if I want a break in between thick beers or even just CLs on the dock or boat etc.
They're also a game changer for women in that they don't have to drink beer or like a Mike Hard's thing that has like 400 calories.
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CL's or Miller Lites are the pallet cleanser, or you can just skip the heavy, hoppy beer and drink Modelos.
I tried a a White Claw once like 5 years ago and felt like I had to tuck my puffy ginage, back between my supple thighs. But I can whack down an 18 pack of Coors Banquet on a sunny Saturday boating or at the lake and still ride for 3 hrs the next day.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
Pallet cleanser my dude. I usually only drink them in the summer if I want a break in between thick beers or even just CLs on the dock or boat etc.
They're also a game changer for women in that they don't have to drink beer or like a Mike Hard's thing that has like 400 calories.
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Mrs Snow won't touch a white claw EVER. It's wine or skinny Yella Piss margs and that's it on a hot summer day.
 
I wish those guys had come by while I was puking. I would've told them it was their faggy music that caused it.
 
YellowSnow said:
chuck said:
YellowSnow said:
What's the matter with you fucking bonios anyhow?

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Nobody actually drinks that shit. I think it's all a PR scam. They pay people to walk out of the store with them and then return them later to be restocked.
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You couldn't be more wrong, Chaz.
Just late yesterday afternoon I'm at the Cuntry Club swimming pool for Little Piss 2.0 swim lessons and there's 4 bros sitting the damn hot damn drinking some faggy Vodka seltzers. They probably we the same guys in front of us on the course recently playing terrible music from the golf carts @whlinder style.
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Edit...oops fucking vanilla doesn't work for me
 
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Never touched one, which is funny because I hated beer until my early-30's. I would skew towards some kind of hard cider before the glorified wine coolers. I assumed only college kids and desperate housewives drank white claw. A bottle of Absolut vodka and whatever you want to mix with it is cheaper than buying a case of that crap.
 
Never drink them - the only time I drink a hard cider is when the Mrs will get one and ask me to taste it. Hot day - lagers, BBQing anytime Irish Death or a similar stout - I think Federal law says you have to drink beer when BBQing…
 
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