PM for Ken

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

My name is Richard Face and my address is 69 Truffle Butter Drive.

Can I post my Sark story now?

 

[sjd]

paging @Chipocrit

 

[sarktastic]

Everybody knows the only reason Barbie hangs with Ken is because he's gay, non- threatening, buys her drinks and drives her where she wants to go.