Please DIAFF

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Fuck, I wish I would have brought one of those. That sun was brutal and my fair Irish complexion does not do well without SPF 175.

One half of my face/neck is beat red and I look like freakin' Two Face.
 
I bet they hate it when people stand in front of them tho...
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This reminds me of something that happened in the student section when I was in school. Some old lady complained about me and two friends standing on the benches. She was sitting in the wheelchair section. I would have pushed her down the stairs if I was a classless duck. My friends were semi blacked out, and one of them told the old lady to "go die already". The police came and called us up to the top of the section, and tried to explain that we shouldn't stand up or make light of her old age or have any fun. My buddy tried to fight the cop and got kicked out. Cool story bro. Fuck off.
 
I bet they hate it when people stand in front of them tho...
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This reminds me of something that happened in the student band section when I was in school. Some old lady complained about me and two friends standing on the benches. She was sitting in the wheelchair section. I would have pushed her down the stairs if I was a classless duck. My friends were semi blacked outjacked up, and one of them told the old lady to "go die already". The police came and called us up to the top of the section, and tried to explain that we shouldn't stand up or make light of her old age or have any fun. My buddy tried to fight the cop old lady and got kicked outhis ass kicked. Cool story bro. Fuck off.
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I bet they hate it when people stand in front of them tho...
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This reminds me of something that happened in the student section when I was in school. Some old lady complained about me and two friends standing on the benches. She was sitting in the wheelchair section. I would have pushed her down the stairs if I was a classless duck. My friends were semi blacked out, and one of them told the old lady to "go die already". Derek came and called us up to the top of the section, and tried to explain that we shouldn't stand up or make light of her old age or being in a wheelchair. My buddy tried to fight Derek and got banned. Cool story bro. Fuck off.
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Screw the umbrella...if people are worried about the rays, they should wear long-pants, long sleeves, and a hat that does absolutely nothing for blocking the rays. In other words, dress like a hipster douchebag

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People use umbrellas to block the sun a lot here. While I get the practicality, it's annoying as hell. Also, by people, I mean fat, waddling Messican womyn between 38 & 90.
 
People use umbrellas to block the sun a lot here. While I get the practicality, it's annoying as hell. Also, by people, I mean fat, waddling Messican womyn between 38 & 90.
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If we're going to bash Koop's baby mamas from his time at Ft. Hood, I'm out!

 
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