The only time I ever had a run in with the police was when I was a UW student and was riding my Vespa home from a dorm dance. I wasn't drunk at all, but I was rather baked. A UW cop pulled me over for passing a car that was going about 4 mph and I was tired of being behind him. But technically, it was a no passing zone. Seemed like a bullshit reason to pull me over, and I told the officer such. "Who the fuck is going to wait behind a car going 4 mph by the dorms on campus? The cop should have pulled over that driver, and not me."
But anyway, the cop made me take a DUI test. I passed it easily, and he acknowledged this, to which I said "Yes, I already told you I'm not intoxicated... perhaps if you were smarter you could have gotten a job at a real police department and not be stuck working as a UW campus cop". He looked rather bummed that I said this.
Looking back on this, I feel sorry for him. Sometimes I can be a mean to cops when I'm stoned.
