Petersen’s puffy coat

You know Peterman was rocking some Luluemon Thermal Tights also.

I’m wearing Lule Lemon sweats right now. Super comfortable.

Are they designed to maximize your sweatpants boner protrusion?

While accentuating the ASS!!!

Yella does have a sweet ass. We should just call him "Sweet Ass" from now on.

I have the sweetest ass. People forget that. @BennyBeaver is mad because I’m out of his price range.
 
Pete’s puffy jacket less gay than the short shorts the basketball team wore

NTTAWWT

Increased range of motion isn’t gay. If anything, you’re gay for making increased functionality into a sexual thing.
 
Pete’s puffy jacket less gay than the short shorts the basketball team wore

NTTAWWT

Increased range of motion isn’t gay. If anything, you’re gay for making increased functionality into a sexual thing.

They should be playing in speedos or speed skating skin suits imo

Maximum functionality
 
Pete’s puffy jacket less gay than the short shorts the basketball team wore

NTTAWWT

Increased range of motion isn’t gay. If anything, you’re gay for making increased functionality into a sexual thing.

They should be playing in speedos or speed skating skin suits imo

Maximum functionality

No, that’s if you want to be aerodynamic. Speedos might work, but the skin suit wouldn’t because it’s too constricting.

Why don’t we compromise and go with pink tutus?
 
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Pete’s puffy jacket less gay than the short shorts the basketball team wore

NTTAWWT

Increased range of motion isn’t gay. If anything, you’re gay for making increased functionality into a sexual thing.

They should be playing in speedos or speed skating skin suits imo

Maximum functionality

No, that’s if you want to be aerodynamic. Speedos might work, but the skin suit wouldn’t because it’s too constricting.

Should have known, princess J

Maximum “functionality” expert

I’ll stay out of your wheelhouse from now on
 
Please. It's the modern equivalent of the puffy Starter jacket that Don James wore. Lil' DJ would have gone puffy if the tech was available to him.
 
Pete’s puffy jacket less gay than the short shorts the basketball team wore

NTTAWWT

Increased range of motion isn’t gay. If anything, you’re gay for making increased functionality into a sexual thing.

They should be playing in speedos or speed skating skin suits imo

Maximum functionality

No, that’s if you want to be aerodynamic. Speedos might work, but the skin suit wouldn’t because it’s too constricting.

Should have known, princess J

Maximum “functionality” expert

I’ll stay out of your wheelhouse from now on

I’m just saying. Soccer guys have always worn shorts above the knees and basketball players used to. Range of motion is a thing.

Anyways, just puts the lotion in the basket and fuck off. #skinsuit
 
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