Pete Carroll

Forgive me if I’ve said this before, but I’m worried Pete Carroll would be Chip Kelly at UCLA all over again.
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Respectively disagree. I think @AtomicDawg reference to Mack Brown is more accurate. I live in the Carolinas and Mack is not Pete. Pete’s a Hall of Famer in the pros and college. Realistically, I think it’s unrealistic. But, it would be epic if it happened.
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OK, you, @AtomicDawg and @CuntWaffle make good points. I’m sold.
 
I've decided that Pete Carroll is the best idea, the only idea, and we should go full bore at it, if he wants it.

West coast guy, Seattle resident, 3-5 years, one college cycle, attracts coaching and athletic talent, builds a Seattle culture (one he truly understands) that would outlast his tenure, grooms an heir (with previous HC experience). Who else could you trust more to quickly rebuild a broken UW football culture right now and set it up for continued success? I don't want to wait for years to see if someone can do the damn thing. We're not going to hit on another KD.
 
I've decided that Pete Carroll is the best idea, the only idea, and we should go full bore at it, if he wants it.

West coast guy, Seattle resident, 3-5 years, one college cycle, attracts coaching and athletic talent, builds a Seattle culture (one he truly understands) that would outlast his tenure, grooms an heir (with previous HC experience). Who else could you trust more to quickly rebuild a broken UW football culture right now and set it up for continued success? I don't want to wait for years to see if someone can do the damn thing. We're not going to hit on another KD.
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Carroll at head coach.

KKKliff KKKlingsbury at OC

Carrolls son at some position group

$3 million salary to go find the best DC in the land

make it happen Dannen.
 
I can’t with you people
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The thing I hate about Pete is that his age would be used against him. Not sure that matters as much in this mercenary world that college football is now.

What I love about Pete is his program would be fun and he sure as hell would have a chip on his shoulder. He would recruit hard and is obsessed with winning. I could be convinced.
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This is where I’m at. Massive chip. Massively motivated. Infectious energy. And, a Rolodex of coaches to staff up. College now is more like the pros anyways.
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If Mack brown can get unc to a fringe top 25 program Carroll can get us to a top 12 I think. Would get some LA kids. This could potentially resurrect my doog boner.
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What a big dick move that would be. My doog boner would rage for at least 4 hours before my hospital visit where they would remove my boner. How is that even accomplished?[/b] Unrelated, but now I'm curious.
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Needle aspiration.
 
The thing I hate about Pete is that his age would be used against him. Not sure that matters as much in this mercenary world that college football is now.

What I love about Pete is his program would be fun and he sure as hell would have a chip on his shoulder. He would recruit hard and is obsessed with winning. I could be convinced.
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This is where I’m at. Massive chip. Massively motivated. Infectious energy. And, a Rolodex of coaches to staff up. College now is more like the pros anyways.
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Kids and parents would lap up his raw raw shit. Somehow at that age he still has the energy and passion and seeing that reciprocated from younger players would probably have him even more fired up.

Won’t happen but I’d be for the experiment.
 
Pros: Pete won big at USC which is a hard place to win at. Only guy to win big there in the past 40 yrs. Also he basically invented NIL.

Cons: I fucking hate old people.
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At least he’s not fat.
 
The thing I hate about Pete is that his age would be used against him. Not sure that matters as much in this mercenary world that college football is now.

What I love about Pete is his program would be fun and he sure as hell would have a chip on his shoulder. He would recruit hard and is obsessed with winning. I could be convinced.
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This is where I’m at. Massive chip. Massively motivated. Infectious energy. And, a Rolodex of coaches to staff up. College now is more like the pros anyways.
Click to expand...

If Mack brown can get unc to a fringe top 25 program Carroll can get us to a top 12 I think. Would get some LA kids. This could potentially resurrect my doog boner.
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What a big dick move that would be. My doog boner would rage for at least 4 hours before my hospital visit where they would remove my boner. How is that even accomplished?[/b] Unrelated, but now I'm curious.
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Needle aspiration.
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Fuck yeah. I learned something today.
 
Should start a "Things less likely than Pete Carroll becoming UWs HC" thread and see what happens. Could be a lot of weird takes. Regardless, we definitely need another thread about something.
 
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Should start a "Things less likely than Pete Carroll becoming UWs HC" thread and see what happens. Could be a lot of weird takes. Regardless, we definitely need another thread about something.
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If I could figure out how to upload from my phone I would.
 
One would think that Pete would like to inherit a program with a more complete roster...

But the dude has always loved a challenge.

Quite honestly, Pete should just come in and do hella illegal shit... if he gets fired in a couple years so fkn what? He'll be 75.

Be Harbaugh on roids for all I care, what we've learned is they'll just slap you on the wrist.
 
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The thing I hate about Pete is that his age would be used against him. Not sure that matters as much in this mercenary world that college football is now.

What I love about Pete is his program would be fun and he sure as hell would have a chip on his shoulder. He would recruit hard and is obsessed with winning. I could be convinced.
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This is where I’m at. Massive chip. Massively motivated. Infectious energy. And, a Rolodex of coaches to staff up. College now is more like the pros anyways.
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Pete would have little trouble finding ways to get all the NIL resources we need
 
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