Penn State has the lamest uniforms in football

Purple_Pills

Purple_Pills

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Penn State’s uniforms remind me of the broke ass middle school uniforms I used to wear. They should have made a change after the pedo rape stuff to permanently turn the page from the Paterno era. Plain white helmets look impoverished to me.
 
Purple_Pills said:
Penn State’s uniforms remind me of the broke ass middle school uniforms I used to wear. They should have made a change after the pedo rape stuff to permanently turn the page from the Paterno era. Plain white helmets look impoverished to me.
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We may have went to the same middle school. Lochburn?
 
Their uniforms and branding and everything hasn't changed since the 90's when they were like Georgetown and some schools that for whatever weird reason kids wore their gear that couldn't even point to their campus on a map.
There is nothing likeable about them and their head coach is a giant childish piece of shit retard like Dan Lanning and Todd Graham and whoever else I'm forgetting. Good thing they have this tight end that looks like a goofy dipshit that they will be killing us with over and over and over on Saturday.
 
haie said:
Their uniforms and branding and everything hasn't changed since the 90's when they were like Georgetown and some schools that for whatever weird reason kids wore their gear that couldn't even point to their campus on a map.
There is nothing likeable about them and their head coach is a giant childish piece of shit retard like Dan Lanning and Todd Graham and whoever else I'm forgetting. Good thing they have this tight end that looks like a goofy dipshit that they will be killing us with over and over and over on Saturday.
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I don’t remember seeing any Penn State gear warn by kids, and I even spent a considerable amount of my childhood in upstate New York. UNLV was hot stuff back then, bland state never was. Probably because their look is boring.
 
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haie said:
Their uniforms and branding and everything hasn't changed since the 90's when they were like Georgetown and some schools that for whatever weird reason kids wore their gear that couldn't even point to their campus on a map.
There is nothing likeable about them and their head coach is a giant childish piece of shit retard like Dan Lanning and Todd Graham and whoever else I'm forgetting. Good thing they have this tight end that looks like a goofy dipshit that they will be killing us with over and over and over on Saturday.
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I don’t remember seeing any Penn State gear warn by kids, and I even spent a considerable amount of my childhood in upstate New York. UNLV was hot stuff back then, bland state never was. Probably because their look is boring.
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UNLV then Georgetown gear being universally cool captures such a very specific moment in time.
 
DoogmanRefund said:
Purple_Pills said:
haie said:
Their uniforms and branding and everything hasn't changed since the 90's when they were like Georgetown and some schools that for whatever weird reason kids wore their gear that couldn't even point to their campus on a map.
There is nothing likeable about them and their head coach is a giant childish piece of shit retard like Dan Lanning and Todd Graham and whoever else I'm forgetting. Good thing they have this tight end that looks like a goofy dipshit that they will be killing us with over and over and over on Saturday.
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I don’t remember seeing any Penn State gear warn by kids, and I even spent a considerable amount of my childhood in upstate New York. UNLV was hot stuff back then, bland state never was. Probably because their look is boring.
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UNLV then Georgetown gear being universally cool captures such a very specific moment in time.
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…and I was rocking Syracuse gear during hoops season (probably once a week to switch up from my UW natty, rose bowl gear).
 
Uniform smack a week before you? get your shit pushed in is peak doog. Speaking of peaks, the elevation in Happy Valley is over 1000'. That's why UW is going to get uncle fucked.
Can you imagine the barometric pressure on the east coast in November? Thank goodness Phil Knight's weather balloons seeded the area to ensure another UW road loss.
 
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Uniform smack a week before you? get your shit pushed in is peak doog. Speaking of peaks, the elevation in Happy Valley is over 1000'. That's why UW is going to get uncle fucked.
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I’m pulling a Costanza this week. We’ll see if it works.

Do you know the elevation of Nittany Hill? Will need a gentle hike to kill time before 8 pm kickoff.
 
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joe pa was consumed tryin to cover up kiddie rape so he couldnt focus on being 'cool.'
plus, i dont think they even had photoshop when he was coaching.
 
dtd said:
Uniform smack a week before you? get your shit pushed in is peak doog. Speaking of peaks, the elevation in Happy Valley is over 1000'. That's why UW is going to get uncle fucked.
Can you imagine the barometric pressure on the east coast in November? Thank goodness Phil Knight's weather balloons seeded the area to ensure another UW road loss.
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Uncle? I think you mean Defensive Coordinator fucked. After all, we’re talking about Penn St
 
I have no problem with Penn State’s uniform design. I do though have a problem with them playing the style of football as the year that uniform design was created. This program hasn’t evolved a single bit in the last 60 or more years.
 
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