Papa Brailsford?

For the record I don't think any of them are coming back. I think Brailsford is much different than the Ole Miss guys though. He'll probably fucking end up at Arizona or Oregon though. Maybe there's a chance a guy like Kalepo who has only lived in Seattle and Buelow who was there for a bunch of years and Hawaii are homesick, but doubt it and there was seemingly some weird salt for some reason from them it seemed on their way out.
Agree, the other consideration is the academis side because is important, but they all have to be actually academically eligible. I don't know how that works in terms of un-enrolling at the old school and enrolling at UW, with the transfer window, quarters vs semester etc., but has to be a consideration. Hopefully someone smarter than me can figure out. Portaling all over the place is fair game, but to play college football you have to attend college, at least occasionally. Stupid I know.
 
I’m confusing myself with the part where a special window opens for kids when a coach leaves but I don’t believe that applies to position coaches… so when Huff left I was thinking a window opened for Parker. Pretty sure im wrong.
 
For the record I don't think any of them are coming back. I think Brailsford is much different than the Ole Miss guys though. He'll probably fucking end up at Arizona or Oregon though. Maybe there's a chance a guy like Kalepo who has only lived in Seattle and Buelow who was there for a bunch of years and Hawaii are homesick, but doubt it and there was seemingly some weird salt for some reason from them it seemed on their way out.
What would they have to be salty about? …unless they had wanted to stay as long as Grubb was hired as HC?
Or maybe some guys felt let down that fans didn't great them when they came back to Seattle after losing to Michigan?
Or… do some OL position guys feel slighted that Washington doesn't now have a dedicated OL coach, but instead our OC is also the OL coach and so won't be hosting regular position BBQ feasts at his place?
I don't understand the saltiness either, but I remember Kalepo saying "I did my four years" when justifying why he was leaving. Acting like he just served time on Alcatraz was kinda weird.
 
I would take Brailsford back in a heartbeat. He was following Huff rather than any of the other coaches and Huff is helpfully back in Seattle now. It also doesn't hurt that Huff likely advocated for the Seahawks to sign Nick Harris in FA.
 

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We would throw a parade and erect a statue of him if he returned

Alabama doesn't give a fuck if he stays or goes.
Do the math, Parker and Papa
 
Is Parker really #2 on the depth chart? He no longer has Huff advocating for him so it would make sense he would come back to UW.
 
He'll be back he never left but he'll be back but he never left and he'll be back
He's lying. Got his tell down
 
Kalen DeBoer shares latest update on Parker Brailsford at Alabama
“He’ll be back,” DeBoer said. “He’s going through workouts. He’s been working out with our strength staff. He’s back. He never left us. He’s just back with us. I know he wasn’t practicing. But, he’ll be full-go workouts this summer. It wasn’t ever really about wanting to leave or go somewhere. He was just working through some things specific to him."
I read that in Donald Trump's voice. I know, TITTT
 
He'll be back he never left but he'll be back but he never left and he'll be back
He's lying. Got his tell down
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