Pac-12’s 100th anniversary: The greatest football teams

[creepycoug]

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04 SC best team of BCS era? Fuck me, fuck you, fuck them, fuck everybody.

'01 Canes beat them all. That '04 USC team sent a lot of players to the NFL never to be heard from again. The '01 Canes sent more, and racked up pro bowls and super bowls. There is at least one, likely two, HOFamers on that team in Reed and Johnson. Maybe even one or two more.

Fuck me, fuck you, fuck them, fuck every fucking body. '04 SC my fucking ass. I don't even put them at #2 all-time conference.

Fuck. Just fucking fuck fuck.

01 Canes were the most talented cfb team in the history of ever. But they were coached by Larry Coker. Nobody in 01 could hang with them, but the other historically great teams had enough talent to stay close and most of them had far superior coaches.

I wouldn't put 01 Miami in the top ten teams of all time because of Coker. Coaching matters.

Not that year it didn't. Mediocre coaching catches up to you eventually but could not hold back a team like that. See the story of cocker shitting his pants int he locker room b4 the rose because of playing Nebraska (remember Larry spent most of his career at osu getting his ass handed to him by the classy huskers) and reed telling him to calm the fuck down because there is no way Nebraska can hang with them.

Top ten? You're high. Of course coaching matters in the long run and even the mid term, but for one season? With that team? Nope. That team had more talent on its fucking bench than 91 Washington could have handled. I could have coached them for one season.

Bottom line: Miami's line could have doubled on emtman and handled the rest without much trouble (Dwight Freeney, one of the best pass rushers in the NFL for what seems like forever, didn't touch Dorsey, so I'm not seeing Andy Mason or anyone else on that defensive front doing it either.) That would have exposed what I always thought was a vastly overrated d backfield on that D. That Miami line was awesome in pass protection.

Miami '01 runs away with that game rather easily. When they were focused, which wasn't always the case, they were fucking scary good and just overwhelmed other teams.

 

[creepycoug]

04 SC best team of BCS era? Fuck me, fuck you, fuck them, fuck everybody.

'01 Canes beat them all. That '04 USC team sent a lot of players to the NFL never to be heard from again. The '01 Canes sent more, and racked up pro bowls and super bowls. There is at least one, likely two, HOFamers on that team in Reed and Johnson. Maybe even one or two more.

Fuck me, fuck you, fuck them, fuck every fucking body. '04 SC my fucking ass. I don't even put them at #2 all-time conference.

Fuck. Just fucking fuck fuck.

The '01 Canes would have been flustered by the '91 Husky defense. But the Cane defense probably would have slowed down the husky offense to make it close.

Doubt it. Miami was so fuckkng balanced it was ridiculous. Passing game, running game, great TE play ... They had answers for everything. Portis was awesome between the tackles with speed vision and physicality , gore was sick davenport could hurt you running the ball or catching out of the backfield McGhee was a freak stud with speed and power. They had a line to go with it and throwing to Shockey and 'Dre Johnson. Come on man. Washington '91 saw nothing close to that balance and fire power all season.

No one gives a fuck dude, jesus

UW '91 would shut out any faggy ass Miami team, ever

You're on the wrong board

Fuck off. You're on the wrong board. In so many ways.

Faggy Miami teams? What are you an impetuous 15 year old kid who didn't get the memo or what?

i see your ass is still bleeding from the last ass pounding you got from me. At least that put a cold stop to your boring made up stories about selling blow in the u district.

Fuck face.

 

[creepycoug]

Fuck '84 BYU with venom-coated bayonet

Dumb fuck.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

04 SC best team of BCS era? Fuck me, fuck you, fuck them, fuck everybody.

'01 Canes beat them all. That '04 USC team sent a lot of players to the NFL never to be heard from again. The '01 Canes sent more, and racked up pro bowls and super bowls. There is at least one, likely two, HOFamers on that team in Reed and Johnson. Maybe even one or two more.

Fuck me, fuck you, fuck them, fuck every fucking body. '04 SC my fucking ass. I don't even put them at #2 all-time conference.

Fuck. Just fucking fuck fuck.

The '01 Canes would have been flustered by the '91 Husky defense. But the Cane defense probably would have slowed down the husky offense to make it close.

Doubt it. Miami was so fuckkng balanced it was ridiculous. Passing game, running game, great TE play ... They had answers for everything. Portis was awesome between the tackles with speed vision and physicality , gore was sick davenport could hurt you running the ball or catching out of the backfield McGhee was a freak stud with speed and power. They had a line to go with it and throwing to Shockey and 'Dre Johnson. Come on man. Washington '91 saw nothing close to that balance and fire power all season.

No one gives a fuck dude, jesus

UW '91 would shut out any faggy ass Miami team, ever

You're on the wrong board

Fuck off. You're on the wrong board. In so many ways.

Faggy Miami teams? What are you an impetuous 15 year old kid who didn't get the memo or what?

i see your ass is still bleeding from the last ass pounding you got from me. At least that put a cold stop to your boring made up stories about selling blow in the u district.

Fuck face.

the fuck are you talking about?

You don't get it, still.

seriously no one gives a fuck about miami. no one.

 

[creepycoug]

Seriously: saying "you don't get it" over and over will never get a fucking retard like you over the retard hump. Ever. Not fucking ever.

How quickly you forget the days of made up stories of selling. It was mildly entertaining but nobody bought it.

As for Miami, there are one or two or three or four. They are my audience so you can help yourself by not reading my shit fucko.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Seriously: saying "you don't get it" over and over will never get a fucking retard like you over the retard hump. Ever. Not fucking ever.

How quickly you forget the days of made up stories of selling. It was mildly entertaining but nobody bought it.

As for Miami, there are one or two or three or four. They are my audience so you can help yourself by not reading my shit fucko.

you go through phases where you dont mention them, then you make fucking 100 posts about miami in a day. stop spamming my P-12 bored with your south florida nonsense.

and I sell a brick a day in the 7-11 parking lot off aurora in the u district

HTH

 

[Gladstone]

Wait why is Miami being discussed in a thread about top Pac-12 teams again

 

[creepycoug]

Seriously: saying "you don't get it" over and over will never get a fucking retard like you over the retard hump. Ever. Not fucking ever.

How quickly you forget the days of made up stories of selling. It was mildly entertaining but nobody bought it.

As for Miami, there are one or two or three or four. They are my audience so you can help yourself by not reading my shit fucko.

you go through phases where you dont mention them, then you make fucking 100 posts about miami in a day. stop spamming my P-12 bored with your south florida nonsense.

and I sell a brick a day in the 7-11 parking lot off aurora in the u district

HTH

So now you're following me closely enough to observe my phases? Well now isn't that something.

I'll just echo Ballsacked's post: seems like you care a whole lot. Bro.

And there is no part of the u district that can be described as "off Aurora." HTH

 

[RaceBannon]

2000 Miami lost to 2000 UW. 1994 Miami lost to 1994 UW. I like the 1991 teams chances

 

[BallSacked]

2000 Miami lost to 2000 UW. 1994 Miami lost to 1994 UW. I like the 1991 teams chances

I like Gino Toretta in that one

Did they play in 2001? What was the score? Axing for a fren

 

[creepycoug]

Wait why is Miami being discussed in a thread about top Pac-12 teams again

Because the linked story mentioned that the AP voters voted '04 SC as the best all time of the BCS era.

That distinction belongs to '01 Miami because it just does.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Seriously: saying "you don't get it" over and over will never get a fucking retard like you over the retard hump. Ever. Not fucking ever.

How quickly you forget the days of made up stories of selling. It was mildly entertaining but nobody bought it.

As for Miami, there are one or two or three or four. They are my audience so you can help yourself by not reading my shit fucko.

you go through phases where you dont mention them, then you make fucking 100 posts about miami in a day. stop spamming my P-12 bored with your south florida nonsense.

and I sell a brick a day in the 7-11 parking lot off aurora in the u district

HTH

And there is no part of the u district that can be described as "off Aurora." HTH

just lol

 

[creepycoug]

2000 Miami lost to 2000 UW. 1994 Miami lost to 1994 UW. I like the 1991 teams chances

Oh fuck. We've been through that.

2001 miami destroyed 2001 UW. '01 and '91 are just one digit off (when abbreviated). Therefore, ....

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Wait why is Miami being discussed in a thread about top Pac-12 teams again

dumbfuck creep that's why

 

[creepycoug]

Wait why is Miami being discussed in a thread about top Pac-12 teams again

dumbfuck creep that's why

Time to change the tampon in your asshole Sally.

 

[creepycoug]

Seriously: saying "you don't get it" over and over will never get a fucking retard like you over the retard hump. Ever. Not fucking ever.

How quickly you forget the days of made up stories of selling. It was mildly entertaining but nobody bought it.

As for Miami, there are one or two or three or four. They are my audience so you can help yourself by not reading my shit fucko.

you go through phases where you dont mention them, then you make fucking 100 posts about miami in a day. stop spamming my P-12 bored with your south florida nonsense.

and I sell a brick a day in the 7-11 parking lot off aurora in the u district

HTH

And there is no part of the u district that can be described as "off Aurora." HTH

just lol

Yeah that's what I did when you first regaled us with stories about your "dealing" days.

Use a map next time you want to take a shot.

 

[RaceBannon]

2000 Miami lost to 2000 UW. 1994 Miami lost to 1994 UW. I like the 1991 teams chances

Oh fuck. We've been through that.

2001 miami destroyed 2001 UW. '01 and '91 are just one digit off (when abbreviated). Therefore, ....

2001 miami was 2000 miami. 2000 uw was not 1991 uw. Dig deeper

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Seriously: saying "you don't get it" over and over will never get a fucking retard like you over the retard hump. Ever. Not fucking ever.

How quickly you forget the days of made up stories of selling. It was mildly entertaining but nobody bought it.

As for Miami, there are one or two or three or four. They are my audience so you can help yourself by not reading my shit fucko.

you go through phases where you dont mention them, then you make fucking 100 posts about miami in a day. stop spamming my P-12 bored with your south florida nonsense.

and I sell a brick a day in the 7-11 parking lot off aurora in the u district

HTH

And there is no part of the u district that can be described as "off Aurora." HTH

just lol

Yeah that's what I did when you first regaled us with stories about your "dealing" days.

Use a map next time you want to take a shot.

Fucking whoooooosh

 

[PurpleThrobber]

blogs.mercurynews.com/collegesports/2015/09/01/pac-12s-100th-anniversary-the-greatest-football-teams/

The best part of that list is they all cheated like motherfuckers except for maybe Stanford '10.

 

[BallSacked]

blogs.mercurynews.com/collegesports/2015/09/01/pac-12s-100th-anniversary-the-greatest-football-teams/

The best part of that list is they all cheated like motherfuckers except for maybe Stanford '10.

Pretty sure Stanford has been roiding at an Elite level for awhile.