Pac-12 Power Rankings Pre-Oregon Week

[Canadawg]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

This is your future @bisonduck

 

[Baseman]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

 

[trublue]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

Use your imagination, Mr. FAFO. The backhoe is designated for you and only you.

FAFO indeed.

 

[Baseman]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

Use your imagination, Mr. FAFO. The backhoe is designated for you and only you.

FAFO indeed.

You and your proclivities, Trolley.

 

[bisonduck]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

This is your future @bisonduck

OMG

This place cracks me up.

 

[trublue]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

Use your imagination, Mr. FAFO. The backhoe is designated for you and only you.

FAFO indeed.

You and your proclivities, Trolley.

Tacoma Tuf : Baseman and Jen Cohen.

 

[Baseman]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

Use your imagination, Mr. FAFO. The backhoe is designated for you and only you.

FAFO indeed.

You and your proclivities, Trolley.

Tacoma Tuf : Baseman and Jen Cohen.

I don't live in Tacoma but anyways

 

[trublue]

Neither does Jen, D.B. Cooper.

 

[Baseman]

Neither does Jen, D.B. Cooper.

Uh, ok. theres a point here somewhere?

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

Use your imagination, Mr. FAFO. The backhoe is designated for you and only you.

FAFO indeed.

You and your proclivities, Trolley.

Tacoma Tuf : Baseman and Jen Cohen.

Need @PurpleJ to weigh in.

 

[trublue]

Neither does Jen, D.B. Cooper.

Uh, ok. theres a point here somewhere?

Neither one of you live in Tacoma, Perv.

 

[trublue]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

Use your imagination, Mr. FAFO. The backhoe is designated for you and only you.

FAFO indeed.

You and your proclivities, Trolley.

Tacoma Tuf : Baseman and Jen Cohen.

Need @PurpleJ to weigh in.

God, anything but Coronabruin and the malarkey machine.

 

[Sources]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

Backhoes for digging up prospects? Tinder for some, Grindr for others, backhoes for @trublue

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Rising should just bag it if he really thinks he has an NFL future. Utah isn’t going anywhere this year.

True.

We are fucked. We are also out of RBs, we can't even fucking run. This is the worst offense we have put on the field since joining the Pac. In fact, it's one of the shittiest offenses in all of college football. Fucking Army has a better offense than ours.[/b]

QB2 is finally back from fall camp injury but he isn't worth a shit having been out 6 weeks. Pig Farmer QB3-4 got knocked out of the game against OSU - hospital, the whole 9 yards, assumed out for Cal. We have Nate Johnson the other QB3-4 who is our only serviceable option who can put up a solid 7 points a game. We're going to ride him the rest of the year.

RB1 has turf toe, out against OSU, questionable for Cal and in my opinion won't be worth a shit the rest of the year. Turf toe, nuff said about that. He has struggled each game all year. RB2 crashed on a scooter after Florida game, out for year. Another GOOD RB out for the year, injured yesterday, Chris Curry for those playing along closely. This leaves us with the guy who has been carrying the load most of the year, good for 2-3 yards a carry. He needs more tim and might be good next year.

Yeah, Arizona would be a good win for us, Cal too. Both looking doubtful.

Utes out!

Oh, and everyone is talking about Rising not making it back.

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[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context

Yeah, necrophilia is hilarious. Ask @Baseman.

Fuck off, Fatters!

Genius level comedy . . . Pretty funny, you of all people, calling ANYONE dumb.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.[/b]

What I’m getting from this is that you shoot your dates before having intimate relations with them.

How long do you spend with them before you have to bury them with your backhoe or backhoe a euphemism for something else?

 

[PurpleBaze]

Nice to see our? resident necrophiliac @trublue back on the main board.

Didn't think I'd see you here again, buddy.

 

[Baseman]

Neither does Jen, D.B. Cooper.

Uh, ok. theres a point here somewhere?

Neither one of you live in Tacoma, Perv.

Scintillating

 

[PurpleBaze]

1. UW - Has the best single ability of any team in the conference.
2. UO - The most balanced team in the conference.
3. USC - USC
4-6 whatever order OS/WSU/UCLA. I think OS would beat UCLA but they lost to WSU who lost to UCLA so fuck it.
7. Utah
8. Arizona - I'm glad they don't suck? again, but I wish they'd go back to their classic unis(yeah yeah yeah Oregon fan), the berry blast isn't my...jam.
9. CAL - Too high
10. Colorado
11. ASU
12. Furd

Just wait until Rising comes back for the Oregon game with a bionic knee.

Your obsession with teen boy injuries is up there with @trublue and his cadavers

View attachment 7684

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

@creepycoug

 

[greenblood]

It’s a bitch move, but you really need to just say fuck it and have Oregon and UW as 1A and 1B and Saturday decide it.

My big worry for Oregon is that Nix hasn’t had that clutch gene at Oregon outside of the bowl game.

Didn’t close it out last year against UW
We all saw that Oregon St finish. Still had a chance to win it in the end and couldn’t get it done.
At Texas Tech, he nearly threw a pick in the end zone that probably would have cost them the game.

If this game is close I like Penix way more than Nix. That’s why I’ve had UW winning 31-30.