Owen seriously in play

8.5 didn't get it done. That's the institutional side. Low ball

It was obvious it would take 10 to 12. You don't get credit for making a shitty offer that wasn't accepted. 2nd place doesn't pay in this racket

The idea that this mythical 9 million is now in play for some fuckhead is something I need to see to believe

12 million to Lane and I'm back in again

Otherwise enjoy losing to Purdue
 
I should have known the sabotage was the script when the school hired a white male to take over the AD

The woke army always gives white men their most downtrodden scripts
 
Will probably make a decent enough hire to get back to Alamo bowl eventually. NIL and portal should be enough that this program can maintain Wisconsin levels long term. Next year is almost certainly a disaster though, could honestly be 2-10 unless they manage to hire a coach that brings an entire roster with him.
It’s gonna be fun for like 2 weeks when shit ass programs “stun the world” by beating a team that just went 14-1.
 
I’m certain Dannen is more concerned with DEI than hiring a coach.

If DeBoer was inevitable, Dannen should have announced the new coach 1hr later, that would be a salvage move.

Instead he spent the week writing PR about how hard he tried and is now starting the search. Meanwhile the roster is getting gutted.

These aren’t serious people, they are destroying the asset, same as they always have.
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8.5 didn't get it done. That's the institutional side. Low ball

It was obvious it would take 10 to 12. You don't get credit for making a shitty offer that wasn't accepted. 2nd place doesn't pay in this racket

The idea that this mythical 9 million is now in play for some fuckhead is something I need to see to believe

12 million to Lane and I'm back in again

Otherwise enjoy losing to Purdue
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You haven’t seen 8.5 either. We have fuckheads saying 9.5 and fuckheads saying 8.5. All fuckheads.

It would be nice to have a person to blame but the reason he left is because he wants an easier road to the NC. Doesn’t want to build a program. He wasn’t who we thought he was.
 
As I said from the very start...

This is worse than 0-12, the program is actually more fucked now than it was even after Willingham. No coach in the fucking 100+ year history of UW has left UW in a worse position. Its an actual possibility that UW is fielding a team of FCS mercenaries and walk-ons next year.

If Debaor wanted to leave or not, I dont know if I care, he is gone. UW probably offered him a pretty fair deal, when they needed to offer him an extravagant one before the ball started rolling.

There are only two options on the table and both will cost more than if UW AD didn't just get anally raped by Deboar and Jimmy Sexton:

  1. Mail it in with a coordinator or shitty MWC coach, accept the roster is fucked for 2-3 years, accept 3-5 years of
 
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As I said from the very start...

This is worse than 0-12, the program is actually more fucked now than it was even after Willingham. No coach in the fucking 100+ year history of UW has left UW in a worse position. Its an actual possibility that UW is fielding a team of FCS mercenaries and walk-ons next year.

If Debaor wanted to leave or not, I dont know if I care, he is gone. UW probably offered him a pretty fair deal, when they needed to offer him an extravagant one before the ball started rolling.

There are only two options on the table and both will cost more than if UW AD didn't just get anally raped by Deboar and Jimmy Sexton:

  1. Mail it in with a coordinator or shitty MWC coach, accept the roster is fucked for 2-3 years, accept 3-5 years of
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8.5 didn't get it done. That's the institutional side. Low ball

It was obvious it would take 10 to 12. You don't get credit for making a shitty offer that wasn't accepted. 2nd place doesn't pay in this racket

The idea that this mythical 9 million is now in play for some fuckhead is something I need to see to believe

12 million to Lane and I'm back in again

Otherwise enjoy losing to Purdue
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Lane would not only be a home run, it would be a grand slam.

And I would be all-in immediately.
 
I don’t understand the portal well enough. Even if we all sacrifice our dickholes to Bill Gates and get blank checks for NIL, then what? Is there another opportunity to poach every player in the country or just those whose coaches bailed on them?
 
I don’t understand the portal well enough. Even if we all sacrifice our dickholes to Bill Gates and get blank checks for NIL, then what? Is there another opportunity to poach every player in the country or just those whose coaches bailed on them?
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We’d poach the coach’s players, but only that team, at least until the spring portal opens. If they hire a coordinator there won’t be transfers in until spring. It could be literal 7 on 7 spring game in that case.
 
I think the squad was in better shape heading into 2008 because they had Jack Lockner. Had he not got hurt that was a 1-11 ball club

I woke up to the realization that we are truly fucked

DeBoer probably is a great coach which makes it worse. The expectation was that Sark would crash at USC and he did. I'd love for DeBoer to go 5-7 and get caught with dead hookers in his trunk and Grubb finally is revealed as a family massacre serial killer but none of that helps UW now.

Kill it. Starve it. The management that allowed the program to be in this position is unacceptable.

On the bright side there is no bright side. Truly fucked
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You are the ballast of this cesspool and have been the accurate voice of reason for centuries.

I respectively disagree. We offered 9.5 to a coach. We will get a guy and that guy will salvage next year. It won’t be what it could’ve been, but we will get a guy.

In 2008, the roster was ok, but everything else was gutted. The people who constructed that 9.5 offer are still there and can poach another coach.

The risk to my perspective: the people aren’t good. I don’t think losing DeBitch is the proper measurement however. We lost him to the super agent and Bama. We are not equivalent right now with Bama. We’re just not.

However, this job is very attractive. Two coaches took two teams to the CFP. There’s not many other programs that can say they’ve done that. It can be done again.

Finally, I fucking hate KFDB and will enjoy Georgia’s plunge ring of Bama next year. The South is going to hate KDB so fast. It’s in the clouds.
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Chinned for "plunge ring." Makes it so much better.
 
I should have known the sabotage was the script when the school hired a white male to take over the AD

The woke army always gives white men their most downtrodden scripts
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Christ.
 
8.5 didn't get it done. That's the institutional side. Low ball

It was obvious it would take 10 to 12. You don't get credit for making a shitty offer that wasn't accepted. 2nd place doesn't pay in this racket

The idea that this mythical 9 million is now in play for some fuckhead is something I need to see to believe

12 million to Lane and I'm back in again

Otherwise enjoy losing to Purdue
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You haven’t seen 8.5 either. We have fuckheads saying 9.5 and fuckheads saying 8.5. All fuckheads.

It would be nice to have a person to blame but the reason he left is because he wants an easier road to the NC. Doesn’t want to build a program. He wasn’t who we thought he was.
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Yes, all we have are fuckheads.

We also don’t know if 10- 12 saves DeBoer.

Seems like he really wanted to be the coach of Bamma and possibly mailed it in on the NCG.
 
I should have known the sabotage was the script when the school hired a white male to take over the AD

The woke army always gives white men their most downtrodden scripts
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Christ.
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So on the bright side, each time we’ve gotten Blue Blood cucked, the replacement was a program builder who liked living in Seattle.
 
http://twitter.com/CollegeFBPortal/status/1745987617450254442?t=_fFUC4qIayj7iayuu4Lisw&s=19
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Anything else you'd like, DeBoer?

Care to steal the gold fillings out of Bill Gates Sr.'s teeth while you're at it?
 
did they photoshop rogers into a washington jersey as well as the football laces out in his hand? surely thats not a real picture
 
http://twitter.com/CollegeFBPortal/status/1745987617450254442?t=_fFUC4qIayj7iayuu4Lisw&s=19
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Anything else you'd like, DeBoer?

Care to steal the gold fillings out of Bill Gates Sr.'s teeth while you're at it?
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That's some dark shit, dude.
 
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