Our only consensus 5 star player is transferring.... Jimmy has lost control

https://twitter.com/jarrettnorth1/status/1377852916288004100?s=20

I'll never forget his 2 1/2 months here.

What was your favorite moment of the Jarrett North era?

I always thought it was odd that we signed a porn star from the 80s and 90s to be one of our kickers
 
@UW_Doog_Bot @DerekJohnson
Specialists that are going to start normally will battle their butts off to keep their roster spot, ergo I can only surmise that as the coaches were busy sifting through the detritus of the deeper reaches of the roster, that this kid was not going to see playing time.
 
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What kind of loser narcissist walks on to a football team and then posts a clichéd goodbye letter when he flames out four months later?

Fuck off Jarrett. I had no idea who you are and I hate that I now do.
 
Does this mean we’re? no longer full?

Yah this means that we have space for 10 new walk-ons and at least 3 more scholarship kickers, maybe they can find one that is blind and kicks by a sense of smell like the byrd's pinball wizard
 
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@UW_Doog_Bot @DerekJohnson
Specialists that are going to start normally will battle their butts off to keep their roster spot, ergo I can only surmise that as the coaches were busy sifting through the detritus of the deeper reaches of the roster, that this kid was not going to see playing time.

you dare use the word ergo without tagging @GrundleStiltzkin?
 
https://twitter.com/jarrettnorth1/status/1377852916288004100?s=20

I'll never forget his 2 1/2 months here.

What was your favorite moment of the Jarrett North era?

The fact his first day was April Fool's Day tells me it was never real to begin with. He's probably Jen Cohen's nephew
 
@UW_Doog_Bot @DerekJohnson
Specialists that are going to start normally will battle their butts off to keep their roster spot, ergo I can only surmise that as the coaches were busy sifting through the detritus of the deeper reaches of the roster, that this kid was not going to see playing time.

* deeper abyssals
 
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