Our Coaches Hate Recruiting

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

We will never get another player to commit to us ever again. We have two years left as a program basically. Enjoy it.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

SMOD will save us from our collective self pity.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.

Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.

I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!

 

[FireCohen]

Me the last 4 weeks caz no one committed

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

I CANT HANDLE THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RECRUITING!!!!

And by the way, fuck dawgman for starting that bullshit. Those fuckers, we are fucking fans, we should freak out over any and everything.

Fuck your long walk for perspective, eat a dick.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Jerry Sandusky could recruit to Penn State better than our staff can RIGHT NOW and he is in jail for too much TBS.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Art Vandelay, latex salesman, could close a deal better than our staff could.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

When you miss Bobby Hauck you know you are fucked.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Who needs large humans to be good at football anyways? Amirite? Or amirite?

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

In two years we will be longing for players like Derek Kosub and wondering what the fuck happened.

 

[FireCohen]

CGTP ease down on the messican coke lol

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

In this thread: Poopsi puts on a weak meltdown effort.

 

[Passion]

Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

We will never get another player to commit to us ever again. We have two years left as a program basically. Enjoy it.

I hope we get a recruit just to prove you wrong.

 

[Baseman]

Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

Let me know if you need extra Jihadhis.

 

[Meek]

Quiz:

Who had his first 6 beers tonight?

 

[Tequilla]

Has he offered more than one opinion in all those posts?

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

Let me know if you need extra Jihadhis.

Viva la Chinsurrection!

 

[Mad_Son]

If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.

Now might not be the optimal time to join that organization. They seem to be suffering from major attrition and their capital projects seem to be imploding. I suppose there may be opportunity for advancement though and running someone over with a truck would look good at your annual review.