OT, I've got it all figured out (don't read if you're a pussy)

79smoothdawg

79smoothdawg

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This came to me as I watched Oreegone win another game last night. We can solve the problem that exist down in Eugene with a simple plane. We head over to West Africa, get a plane full of infected Ebola bodies (they can be dead because I wouldn't do this to alive people. I'm sensitive like that and care about people). Back to the bodies, they are loaded up in a large bombing plane and we blitzkrieg Eugene with them and just watch nature take over. Any volunteers and leads on a bomber???
 
I'm sure Bill Gates would help with the money part. He cares about Africa and shit, but I know he doesn't care about UW football so he might take some selling on the idea. Sell him on the publicity angle. Good guy.
 
I know Einstein got a lot of crap with some of his ideas, but we all know how that turned out. I can understand a little resistance to the idea.
 
We should schedule the first college football game in West Africa for our "rivalry" game with the Ducks next year. For the kids. Then maybe our plane "breaks down" and our team can't get there, so we have to forfeit. So maybe instead of playing the game Oregon decides to smoke it all and go on a sight seeing tour of the area and some of the local villages to get some perspective on life outside of football. The duck fans can make fresh and creative 12-0 rivalry shirts and hopefully the team can bring back the ebola. It might just work.
 
But how did UW's fan base turn into Coog's?
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Duckade.

I started really hating (instead of just disliking) Oregon back ca. 1998 when we still beat them.
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Oregon won in 97, 98, 2000

HTH
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And lost in '99, 2002 and 2003...and '96 I think...you Ebola Ducks are still more obsessed with it...
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You're the one who was talking about back in 98 when UW used to beat Oregon. I'm well aware of the 99, 02, and 03 UW wins over Oregon.
 
This came to me as I watched Oreegone win another game last night. We can solve the problem that exist down in Eugene with a simple plane. We head over to West Africa, get a plane full of infected Ebola bodies (they can be dead because I wouldn't do this to alive people. I'm sensitive like that and care about people). Back to the bodies, they are loaded up in a large bombing plane and we blitzkrieg Eugene with them and just watch nature take over. Any volunteers and leads on a bomber???
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I hate ebola as much as anyone, but Eugene? Really? That's nasty, even for ebola.

 
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