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Some of the worst memes to ever grace this board, impressive

You hate them because they’re true.

Pump my gas duck!!!

Ah yes, the famous time where Mr Rogers flipped off an Oregon fan. That's Facebook MAGA boomer shit tier meme.

No Kip Kinkel? No Josh Huff crying mid-game? No Husky runner passing overconfident Oregon runner? No Browning point? Lazy.

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My sister (NO PICS!) used to date a guy who went to the University of Oregon. I asked her what he majored in and she replied, “math”.

To which I replied, “did he do his senior project on the multiplication table?”
 
Educk has like 3 different game threads for the UW-Zona game and like 5 other threads complaining about UW. It's amazing how the roles have completely switched in the last few years.
 
I broke my 20 year Oregon free streak this year, stepping foot in Portland for approximately 15 hours.

Of course, an east-coast resident not visiting a worthless, irrelevant western state for 20 years is not particularly interesting. However, my Grandmother (UW alum) lived there at the end of her life and my aunt/uncle/cousins lived there and we had a family beach house on the coast, so as a kid I visited at least every other year. That all stopped when my Grandma died which was right before I started at UW. Beach house sold too in order to help pay for both me and one of my cousins to go to UW.

Skipped funerals and invites to my aunt/uncle's new beach house on the coast to maintain avoidance of that 3rd world state. But I broke down and went to visit my aunt briefly in between work meetings since she's getting old.
The 15 hours was enough to justify the past 20 years. Ain't no reason to go there unless you have to.
 
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