Too many @Swaye on Washington coast, keeping the WA coast down. The fact the WA coast is mere miles from the wettest spot in the contiguous 48 plays a big part. Also that half of it is National Park or very restricted by blond haired, blue eyed, swede infested (those loggers had to unload in someone) native populations means most of WA coast is inaccessible, or just less so. That said 2nd Beach at La Push is beautiful.
Coast: Oregon
Inland Water ways: WA
Mountains: WA
Lakes: WA
Desert: WA
Grumpy Desert People: WA
White Wakanda: OR
Proximity to Oppressive Taxes: OR
Gas Stations: WA
Overpriced Clothing: WA (Filson > Pendleton)
Antifa: OR
Overdoses: Push
Glory Holes: WA
Quite honestly, #myvandals win a bunch of those categories.
Coast: WA
Inland Water ways: WA
Mountains: WA
Lakes: Push - though leaning towards WA CDA and PDA are spectacular but WA for abundance. I mean even the WA desert has solid lakes.
Desert: WA
Grumpy Desert People: WA (ID desert people are Mormon, and they aint grumpy)
White Wakanda: ID
Proximity to Oppressive Taxes: WA
Gas Stations: ID
Overpriced Clothing: WA (Filson) Does ID have an overpriced clothing?
Antifa: WA
Overdoses: WA
Glory Holes: ID - Larry Craig Glory Holes >>> All others
Patriots: ID
Patriots at Glory Holes: ID