Oregon is running a bulk mail campaign

[Passion]

"Congratulations! You have been pre-approved for our multi-platinum credit card! You should feel very special!"

 

[DoogCourics]

Why not shoot for 5 shit posts in a row.

 

[IEnjoyHuskiesTears]

[/b]I clearly suck at this.[/b]

Consider changing your handle to "IEnjoyHuskiesTears&BeingAShitPoaster" NOW LEAVE!

EAD and then maybe I'll leave. No guarantees though.

 

[IEnjoyHuskiesTears]

Chip scares the piss out of me.

He's still stuck in his old recruiting ways. That won't work if he doesn't have the success he needs his first season.

He was good enough at Oregon and at UCLA it'll be easy to recruit itself as long as his well-documented racism doesn't flair up too much. Plus the torrent of dreck that makes up coaching in this conference shouldn't hurt him.

Proven and very good at a minimum:

Chip
Petersen
Shaw

Average-to-mildly-decent:

Whittingham
Helton
Leach
Sumlin....I guess? Maybe he belongs below.

Proven on the field to be bad or worse and they will be irrelevant as long as the regime exists:

Mike "Crying on the sidelines Sark style" MacIntyre
Mario "Too shitty for group of 5 schools" Cristobal
Herm "Play to win the gayme" Edwards

TBD:

Wilcox
Smith (LOLOLOLOL)

That's wishful thinking that just simply won't be true. You can try as hard as you can to convince yourself, but Mario is very smart and has learned from the best.

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The only thing he's won his entire career is a Litttle Caesars Pizza.

Creative

 

[pat_hm]

Chip scares the piss out of me.

Go watch his 49er teams. #mythchip

 

[Gladstone]

Chip scares the piss out of me.

He's still stuck in his old recruiting ways. That won't work if he doesn't have the success he needs his first season.

He was good enough at Oregon and at UCLA it'll be easy to recruit itself as long as his well-documented racism doesn't flair up too much. Plus the torrent of dreck that makes up coaching in this conference shouldn't hurt him.

Proven and very good at a minimum:

Chip
Petersen
Shaw

Average-to-mildly-decent:

Whittingham
Helton
Leach
Sumlin....I guess? Maybe he belongs below.

Proven on the field to be bad or worse and they will be irrelevant as long as the regime exists:

Mike "Crying on the sidelines Sark style" MacIntyre
Mario "Too shitty for group of 5 schools" Cristobal
Herm "Play to win the gayme" Edwards

TBD:

Wilcox
Smith (LOLOLOLOL)

That's wishful thinking that just simply won't be true. You can try as hard as you can to convince yourself, but Mario is very smart and has learned from the best.[/b]

ok this gave up the ghost

it's sven or harv.

 

[bananasnblondes]

Chip scares the piss out of me.

He's still stuck in his old recruiting ways. That won't work if he doesn't have the success he needs his first season.

He was good enough at Oregon and at UCLA it'll be easy to recruit itself as long as his well-documented racism doesn't flair up too much. Plus the torrent of dreck that makes up coaching in this conference shouldn't hurt him.

Proven and very good at a minimum:

Chip
Petersen
Shaw

Average-to-mildly-decent:

Whittingham
Helton
Leach
Sumlin....I guess? Maybe he belongs below.

Proven on the field to be bad or worse and they will be irrelevant as long as the regime exists:

Mike "Crying on the sidelines Sark style" MacIntyre
Mario "Too shitty for group of 5 schools" Cristobal
Herm "Play to win the gayme" Edwards

TBD:

Wilcox
Smith (LOLOLOLOL)

That's wishful thinking that just simply won't be true. You can try as hard as you can to convince yourself, but Mario is very smart and has learned from the best.

View attachment 12287

The only thing he's won his entire career is a Litttle Caesars Pizza.

This must be from an old site. Everyone knows Cristobal is 1-0 this season after a dominating 41-7 win in the spring game.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Stanford makes sense, but what’s Chip up to in Westwood?

He has always held back on offering until he has met with the prospect in person. He also does thorough evaluations. Petersen's approach to scouting and development is actually pretty close to Chip's, minus all the Willie Lyles type shenanigans[/b].

So in other words... He's ignoring qualified recruits the right way then?

 

[FremontTroll]

Stanford makes sense, but what’s Chip up to in Westwood?

He has always held back on offering until he has met with the prospect in person. He also does thorough evaluations. Petersen's approach to scouting and development is actually pretty close to Chip's, minus all the Willie Lyles type shenanigans[/b].

Which seems to be the biggest criticism of his recruiting

He is great at the scouting and evaluation. There may be some risk to his talent acquisition strategies.

I read that as the biggest criticism of CP is not engaging in coffee related shenanigans.

 

[2001400ex]

So what you are saying is. Oregon is the Busch light of recruiting. Quantity over quality.

 

[AZDuck]

Lotta confirmation bias in this thread

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I’m worried the Oregon staff gonna up & punch us in the face this season.

 

[Kaepsknee]

I’m worried the Oregon staff gonna up & punch us in the face this season.

BREAKING NEWS:

Jim Leavitt is now in charge of Oregon recruiting for the Pacific Islands. The program has used this opportunity to market our new prospective Men of Oregon with a new hard hitting campaign.

 

[animate]

I'm thirsty all of a sudden

 

[Swaye]

A lot of these offers aren't committable obviously, but it's also aggressive[/s] desperate.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

The hat on the table natty is all but wrapped up for Oregon

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

"Congratulations! You have been pre-approved for our multi-platinum credit card! You should feel very special!"

The fast strategy part of me (which is basically all of me) always wants to believe. I’m like “I’m fucking rich!!!”

Not applying for all of those takes so much self control. I just don’t even look at my mail any more.

 

[AZDuck]

What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?

5 or 81?

 

[Edwin_Bambino]

What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?

5 or 81?

The best part is this is exactly what stupid qooks like you did last year. Started feeling themselves about 8 months before signing day, I can remember all my stupid Qook buddies texting me about how awesome their class was and how scared UW should be. Then they shit themselves during the season, got cucked by FSU and it all faded away.

Don’t twist Cristoballin isn’t going somewhere after this year, but after the season when Oregon goes 4-8 and lose by 30+ to UW again people will realize he is a shit coach who has only ever won a fucking Ceasers pizza.

 

[AZDuck]

What's the O/U on doog threads y'all are gonna start about how you're not worried about whOregon (lol!) recrootin?

5 or 81?

The best part is this is exactly what stupid qooks like you did last year. Started feeling themselves about 8 months before signing day, I can remember all my stupid Qook buddies texting me about how awesome their class was and how scared UW should be. Then they shit themselves during the season, got cucked by FSU and it all faded away.

Don’t twist Cristoballin isn’t going somewhere after this year, but after the season when Oregon goes 4-8 and lose by 30+ to UW again people will realize he is a shit coach who has only ever won a fucking Ceasers pizza.

I have all the screenshots I need