Only way to beat Penix

[WilburHooksHands]

is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.

Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypothetical

thats just good old fashioned murder 1

 

[RaceBannon]

is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.

Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypothetical

thats just good old fashioned murder 1

Take it to the lawyer thread

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Maybe opponents can call those guys up who made in snow in Pullman with their planes in 2018, but I think they were Dawgs so too bad.

 

[TheHB]

Unfortunately after working 25+ years in law enforcement some shit is creepy and not funny in any context

 

[LebamDawg]

One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.

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that would just enable him to roll to and throw left or right depending on which way the carrot dangles -
Damn what if it curved up???? or down!!!!

 

[EwaDawg]

Ridiculous thread.[/b][/i]

Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.

Look what you have created, Stalin.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Alternative and acceptable answer would be “with lotion.” Fucking dry wanking savages.

 

[dnc]

 

[creepycoug]

Ridiculous thread.

Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.

If by ridiculous you mean "spot on", then

sure.

Someone hits the Penix up high and knocks him out of the game in exchange for a 15 yarder or even a targeting, ushering in DMo, you don't think that's a trade-off any D coordinator would take?

It's actually a lot better than "hoping for turnovers", which is like laying down and lifting up your skirt.

 

[FireCohen]

with lube and heavy eye contact

 

[EsophagealFeces]

is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.

There’s only two options here. The most obvious one is to have @Swaye scalp a motherfucker.

Option two would be Dave Hoffman. He is the Husky Hitman after all.

 

[haie]

Penix needs to win the conference and make the playoffs or fuck off.

 

[pawz]

Penix needs to win the conference and make WIN[/i][/b] the playoffs or fuck off.

Crisped.

 

[bigcc]

Penix needs to win the conference and make the playoffs or fuck off.

If we lose it's gonna be because of the defense not penix, guaranteed

EDIT: yes we, blow me