Only way to beat Penix

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creepycoug

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is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

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is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
 
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is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
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The lacerater of livers guy seems to be getting along fine.
 
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
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Calls for genocide are permitted in this hypothetical
 
One needs to give him peyronie’s disease.

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is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated[/b] by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
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You rang?
 
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated[/b] by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
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You rang?
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Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.

You're? all a little touchy about your penix.
 
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated[/b] by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
Click to expand...

You rang?
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Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.

You're? all a little touchy about your penix.
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I don't like inappropriate touching of my Penix.
 
is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
Click to expand...

I think a player who does that has to realize they will get assassinated[/b] by the end of the season. I'm willing to pitch in for a hitman.
Click to expand...

You rang?
Click to expand...

Hey I'm just talking Xs and Os. I didn't say I would do it.

You're? all a little touchy about your penix.
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I don't like unnecessary roughness on my Penix.
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is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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If we didn’t have an OL that could protect, he would look average at times. Instead we have two NFL tackles and give him all day to throw.

The way to beat us is hope for turnovers and to score a lot of points.
 
If we didn’t have an OL that could protect, he would look average at times. Instead we have two NFL tackles and give him all day to throw.

The way to beat us is hope for turnovers and to score a lot of points.
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Teams are going to have to just keep dropping more and more into converage and hope their Dline can get some shoestring tackles on DJ
 
I doubt anyone in this conference has the pass rush and the offense to beat UW if he's healthy. Here's to a very, very mild upper ankle sprain that makes him miss just one half of football this year. Hell, even then UW still probably wins the conference as Oregon will drop some other 2, or UW will win a tie-breaker.
 
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is to make him flacid.

If I'm Oregon or USC, I find somebody expendable and send him in relentlessly to try and maim him. Targeting, go for the knees ala Andre Waters ... whatever, but get him out, and get DeMo in, the game. Failing that, get someone from @oregonblitzkrieg 's trailer park and have him take a bat to Penix's shin while he's sauntering into the stadium locker room. Down in LA, there are a lot of choices from around the neighborhood to get to the same place.

IMO
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@alexcookdawg?
 
Ridiculous thread.

Also made me realize we haven't heard from @priapism in ages.
 
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