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[whatshouldicareabout]

How many Sarks is this quote?

"I feel bad for our kids," Sarkisian somberly said during the presser. "I thought they fought hard, competed well and gave amazing effort. But we didn't get it done in the end. We have (a) great group of guys and tremendous leaders."

From:http://www.conquestchronicles.com/2014/10/4/6909667/top-five-reasons-usc-lost-to-arizona-state

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Hey Sark,

You and your "great leaders" sure "competed well"...by losing in embarrassing fashion to a team that you've never beaten. A team that started their backup QB and return two defensive starters from last year.

You're a fucking joke.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

5.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Best. Pole. This Season.

 

[PurpleBaze]

He left out "we had a good week of practice", so it doesn't get a 10.

 

[biak1]

Needs more "Quite honestly" or at least a "Come on dude."

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Also, left off. "We are better than that," and/or "We'll get it fixed"

 

[Swaye]

The on field results are not indicative of the quality of our team.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

7/10 sounds about right for Seven.

He could've opened with a "Well, quite frankly..." if he wanted to play with "house money".

 

[Fenwick]

14 because at this point we count every sarkism as two. This is because of the high puke factor which is one point and another point for chronic and blatent repetition. Jeezus, how did you all survive?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Janet says 5

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