Okay which one of you smarmy fucks is this?

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I'd believe anything that dwarf told me. Suck my dick for a pot of gold? Sure!
 
I want to state clearly that I am AGAINST sexual assault and do not supper victim blaming. Butt still.

“Many of these women were extremely naive and vulnerable. Some even cried when we told them that leprechauns don’t really exist.”
 
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/irish-midget-accused-of-posing-as-a-leprechaun-to-extort-sex-from-26-women-in-exchange-for-pot-of-gold/

Normally "smarmy" is my call sign, but even I wasn't clever enough to hatch this plan.

Also, I'm 5'10"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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