Okay fellas! What kind of lover are you?

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I'm an easy lover. I'll get a hold on you believe it.

Like no other. Before you know it you'll be on your knees
 
I like to pretend I'm just getting head as foreplay before actually making love, then blast in mouth and just fall asleep. #daWgLyfe
 
How I envision it:

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What it really is:

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I'm into weird shit. Fuck off.
 
I'm the type that just started saving his money to travel to Thailand for a "date" with Chip Kelly - got reliable info on another HH thread that Chip will soon be sucking dick there

Hopefully he will be wearing bunny pajamas to make him look 9 - but either way, The Chipster is The Chipster, so....
 
Do you light candles and cry during sex?

Go!

Chica, I'd find a cave somewhere in the congo, club you silly and have my way with you caveman style. , id even hunt and gather so you'd have something in your tummy when the ball sauce trickled on down.
 
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