Okay fellas! Here you go!

[PandaOrangeChiknDuck]

Harvey Road bought me a beer

 

[LindquistsPackage]

I should have been a four year starter.

 

[Alexis]

I really miss Hondo

 

[tap1thur29weretaken]

@"Yousef_#1UberDriver" is model employee. Very handsome man. I would weep tears of joy if he was betrothed to my daughter.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

@creepycoug picked up my Wam membership this year.

 

[creepycoug]

Sledog pushes for gun control.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Sledog pushes for gun control.

Creepy criticizes Jimmy Graham.

 

[creepycoug]

Sledog pushes for gun control.

Creepy criticizes Jimmy Graham.

Not your best effort Bazey. There is no criticism of Jimmy Graham.

 

[dflea]

I miss obk.

 

[creepycoug]

I miss obk.

This would probably do it:

"Hey guysms! It's me. Creepycoug!!! I'm over at OBK's house hanging out, eating black beans and rice and Cuban pork. He loves that shit. Anyway, he says he wishes there were more people like me up here in this clean country."

 

[SECDAWG]

I saw @puppylove_sugarsteel running toward a ski lift with blonde locks flowing while cornholing some chica at the same tim.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

The gameisup. I am actually Spooge.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

I saw @puppylove_sugarsteel running toward a ski lift with blonde locks flowing while cornholing some chica at the same tim.[/s]

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I love my skinny wife, I love my wonderful children and everything is great in TX but man do we sure miss Tallahassee

 

[dnc]

McDaniels goes #1 and wins NPOY.

Dawgs go to the F4.

6 guys will average 9 or more points.

 

[UWhuskytskeet]

McDaniels goes #1 and wins NPOY.

Dawgs go to the F4.

6 guys will average 9 or more points.

You're kidnapped by BTP in this scenario, right?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

You've been kidnapped.

Your kidnappers allow you to keep posting on Hardcore Husky to pretend everything is alright.

How would you alarm your fellow retards, without the kidnappers knowing that you're asking for help?

Please continue to pray for me to maintain pure thoughts and actions.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

You've been kidnapped.

Your kidnappers allow you to keep posting on Hardcore Husky to pretend everything is alright.

How would you alarm your fellow retards, without the kidnappers knowing that you're asking for help?

Please continue to pray for me to maintain pure thoughts and actions.

I know The Throbber is in danger when he ceases to refer to himself in the third person.

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

The poster @KimGrinolds brings up some good points

 

[DoogCourics]

Recruiting is pretty overrated, I’m not sure why anyone follows that shit.

I’m over this team anyway, time to go watch soccer with J.