RatherBeBrewing
New Fish
A guy I know tried being a professor for a year or two at a large state school. Something he was part of made a lot of money and set him up for life, and he thought it would be fun to teach design to future engineers. Somewhat besides the point, but he had me and a few other people bring short lectures to his class to talk about how everything is designed, no matter if it’s tangible or noticeable or whatever.
Some older Israeli lecturer who was hard to understand had all the students write down the toothpaste brand and specific type they used this morning and counted them up. He then explained they’re all the fucking same and the reason so many exist is because people love thinking they are unique and they want to buy the perfect fit for them and someone wants to sell it to you so they’ll oblige. So Procter & Gamble shits out a slightly different shade of blue in a package that says gum health instead of cavity control and you wind up buying that instead of another conglomerates blue toothpaste that doesn’t say gum health.
It doesn’t matter if a uniform sucks or not, this one is incredible by the way, it will appeal to someone. When the recruits pick uniforms to wear for their glamour shoots it’s all over the place. Some actually want Webfoots 70-21 prison rape uniforms. Others want green, or the black Air Jordan ones or ones that were worn six years ago. You can tell how popular a particular uniform was based on how often it was chosen. Expect to see a ton of recruits, Poly or not, wear these while dancing with Mario in their pictures.
