Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.
In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.
When are we? going to learn?
Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.
*Sigh* I feel better now.
If I hadn't fucked around and gotten married I'd marry you and we could become legit Gawjuh fans and raise little DAWGS, but the red and black ones, not the purple and gold loser ones. Season tickets. The works. What could have been....
One of the biggest regrets in my life too. We could’ve been a HH Power Couple.
But you found your BAMA!
And I’m DOOMED.gif of swiping right on a bunch of randos on the dating apps…probably like that fucker Troy Dannon is now. Is there a Tinder for athletic directors and coaches? Because this university is trying slide into every coordinator’s DMs. “Hey Grubb! You up?”
I lol'ed for REAL at the "slide into the DMs" part. 10/10
Gotta try to find some humor in all of this.