Oh, and one last thing…

Doog_de_Jour

Doog_de_Jour

New Fish
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
 
I now realize that my trust in people can never be shattered if I don't trust anyone to begin with. This is powerful stuff.
 
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
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No really I want a serious relationship with you not a one night stand

 
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
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No really I want a serious relationship with you not a one night stand[/b]
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Cause it takes more than one night to stand? (I old too, not ancient of old days, but still)
 
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
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If I hadn't fucked around and gotten married I'd marry you and we could become legit Gawjuh fans and raise little DAWGS, but the red and black ones, not the purple and gold loser ones. Season tickets. The works. What could have been....
 
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
Click to expand...

If I hadn't fucked around and gotten married I'd marry you and we could become legit Gawjuh fans and raise little DAWGS, but the red and black ones, not the purple and gold loser ones. Season tickets. The works. What could have been....
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I fucked around and got married too, but I'm up for something quick and dirty. No phone numbers, no addresses, and I wear a Ronald Reagan mask. A divorce in the creep household would be fucking expensive af.
 
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I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
Click to expand...

If I hadn't fucked around and gotten married I'd marry you and we could become legit Gawjuh fans and raise little DAWGS, but the red and black ones, not the purple and gold loser ones. Season tickets. The works. What could have been....
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I fucked around and got married too, but I'm up for something quick and dirty. No phone numbers, no addresses, and I wear a Ronald Reagan mask. A divorce in the creep household would be fucking expensive af.
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divorce in any household is expensive - did not believe it the first time, did the second.
 
I might have to move to Bama now and revenge fuck DeBoer’s daughter. I’m a Viking warlord pal!
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fb live?

I wonder if this one makes message board geniuses.
 
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I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
Click to expand...

If I hadn't fucked around and gotten married I'd marry you and we could become legit Gawjuh fans and raise little DAWGS, but the red and black ones, not the purple and gold loser ones. Season tickets. The works. What could have been....
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One of the biggest regrets in my life too. We could’ve been a HH Power Couple.

But you found your BAMA! 🙂

And I’m DOOMED.gif to a life of swiping right on a bunch of randos on the dating apps…probably like that fucker Troy Dannon is now. Is there a Tinder for athletic directors and coaches? Because this university is trying slide into every coordinator’s DMs. “Hey Grubb! You up? 🏈🏟️🍆😛”
 
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I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
Click to expand...

No really I want a serious relationship with you not a one night stand
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DeBoer love bombed us.

@GrundleStiltzkin knew he only wanted one thing. Now he’s coming over with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s to binge watch Bridgerton with me while I cry and fighting off the urge to say, “I told you so.”
 
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
Click to expand...

If I hadn't fucked around and gotten married I'd marry you and we could become legit Gawjuh fans and raise little DAWGS, but the red and black ones, not the purple and gold loser ones. Season tickets. The works. What could have been....
Click to expand...

One of the biggest regrets in my life too. We could’ve been a HH Power Couple.

But you found your BAMA! 🙂

And I’m DOOMED.gif of swiping right on a bunch of randos on the dating apps…probably like that fucker Troy Dannon is now. Is there a Tinder for athletic directors and coaches? Because this university is trying slide into every coordinator’s DMs. “Hey Grubb! You up? 🏈🏟️🍆😛”
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I lol'ed for REAL at the "slide into the DMs" part. 10/10
 
I’m never, EVER, fucking falling for the OKG/He’s Going to Retire Here bullshit again.

In the glow of an undefeated season I let my guard down and allowed myself to fantasize (which so many Doogs fed into) about DeBoer being “different” and the next Don James.

When are we? going to learn?

Never, EVER, give your precious little fan heart away so easily.

*Sigh* I feel better now.
Click to expand...

No really I want a serious relationship with you not a one night stand
Click to expand...

DeBoer love bombed us.

@GrundleStiltzkin knew he only wanted one thing. Now he’s coming over with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s to binge watch Bridgerton with me while I cry and fighting off the urge to say, “I told you so.”
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@GrundleStiltzkin crystal balled the shit out of this bad ending.
 
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