Official - your favorite painter thread

Hmmm...

Van Gogh is the Beatles of art.

I love Victor Vasarely, Salvador Dali, Ilya Repin, Ellsworth Kelly, Ivan Aivakovsky...

But of course the greatest painting of all time is Carte Blanche by Rene Magritte!View attachment 18202
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Quit plagiarism Magritte's shit fucko!!!

 
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This is how I feel after reading HondoFS shit poasts.

And who doesn't like a good Munch?
 
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Art is a window in to one’s soul. This piece might deserve own thread—I like to call it Apple Cup
 
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I’m game for some hawt art talk, but asking me favorite painter of all time is like asking you Mr. @YellowSnow your favorite band. Might be a more fruitful discussion if you narrow it down by era, region, etc.

Bruegel Sr. did have some great paintings. I loved “Peasants Dance”:

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“Peasants Wedding” is great too:

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If you like Dutch/Flemish genre painters, check out Jan Steen:

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Easy. My favorite band is The Rolling Stones.

You can pick several famous painters if you like.

My AP Euro teacher in HS was a big Flemish masters guy. Took us to the Rubens museum in Antwerp on our first stop on HS Euro trip.
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Your high school had a trip to Jüruope...

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Top 3 greatest painters of all time:

1. Bob Ross
2. Michaelangelo
3. Hitler
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You ever seen that soft porn with Kari Wuhrer where the guy throws paint all over her tight toned body? He's good.

Makes me want to play with my Remote Control

SWIDT?

 
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Duh.

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Honorable mention goes to my boy Jose who always comes out to slap a fresh coat of paint on the trailer whenever I ask. Great painter. Works cheap as well. Sometimes he brings me tamales his wife makes.
 
Top 3 greatest painters of all time:

1. Bob Ross
2. Michaelangelo
3. Hitler
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You ever seen that soft porn with Kari Wuhrer where the guy throws paint all over her tight toned body? He's good.

Makes me want to play with my Remote Control

SWIDT?
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Get your shit together and provide links to scene of said soft porn.
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Jesus - I put a fucking picture in the fucking post. There's even some nip in there if you look close and Stalin doesn't.

Use your own fucking favorite porn surf engine and find it yourself, you lazy fuck.

 
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Top 3 greatest painters of all time:

1. Bob Ross
2. Michaelangelo
3. Hitler
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View attachment 18224

You ever seen that soft porn with Kari Wuhrer where the guy throws paint all over her tight toned body? He's good.

Makes me want to play with my Remote Control

SWIDT?
Click to expand...

Get your shit together and provide links to scene of said soft porn.
Click to expand...

Jesus - I put a fucking picture in the fucking post. There's even some nip in there if you look close and Stalin doesn't.

Use your own fucking favorite porn surf engine and find it yourself, you lazy fuck.
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Sometimes Stalin looks the other way on these matters.
 
Caravaggio was the most talented. Also has the coolest name. And quite a temper.
 
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