Official White House Correspondents Dinner Game Thread


  • Joanna: You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?
  • Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Well, I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.
  • Joanna: Yeah. You know what, yeah, I do. I do want to express myself, okay. And I don't need 37 pieces of flair to do it.

  • Joanna: I dunno, it just seems wrong.
  • Peter Gibbons: It's NOT wrong. INITECH is wrong. INITECH is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
  • Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
  • Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
 
Fox News’ John Roberts reported from the ballroom that shots were fired and that he had heard the suspected shooter was engaged by Secret Service.

Fox News anchor Bret Baier said he also heard shots fired, but noted they did not appear to originate from inside the ballroom.

Sources told Fox News the individual never made it inside the ballroom, was taken into custody and removed from the scene.
 
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