I wonder how high the suicide rate is for Coog football players.
They won't off themselves, because suffer from Battered Coug Syndrome. Blowing leads in the 4th and losing is part of their culture... almost a self-fulfilling prophecy. Even with a huge lead, they (players and fans alike) will brace themselves for what is to come in the 4th quarter.
It would take a miracle to break the jinx. Actually, it would take a competent coach whose play-calling is not a complete shitshow... one who sticks to fundamentals, like having an effective running game for starters.