OFFICIAL Washington-Washington State, no wait, BYU, I mean, Utah Game Thread

Also - I like to keep my homoerotic tendencies to a minimum here for fear of gay bashing by sermon seeker bullies like @dnc, but sometimes I can't help myself. If this isn't the sexiest man playing college football today please DM me pics of who is :wink:

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He makes my ovaries quiver.

That's just gas.
 
Also - I like to keep my homoerotic tendencies to a minimum here for fear of gay bashing by sermon seeker bullies like @dnc, but sometimes I can't help myself. If this isn't the sexiest man playing college football today please DM me pics of who is :wink:

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No homo (75k), but I’ve had the same thought before as well. He looks like an actor playing football.
 
I like that Jimmy & Donovan stick with the *hot* hands unless or until the opponents stop it. Very different than Pete.

And yes, I agree. Otton deserves all the hot coed snapper he's getting, not just for his movie star looks, but his *catching* abilities, too.

That kid's got game like a mother-fucker.

Abundance off the charts.
 
Also - I like to keep my homoerotic tendencies to a minimum here for fear of gay bashing by sermon seeker bullies like @dnc, but sometimes I can't help myself. If this isn't the sexiest man playing college football today please DM me pics of who is :wink:

9435336.jpg

No homo (75k), but I’ve had the same thought before as well. He looks like an actor playing football.

Kind of a Joel McHale type
 
Also - I like to keep my homoerotic tendencies to a minimum here for fear of gay bashing by sermon seeker bullies like @dnc, but sometimes I can't help myself. If this isn't the sexiest man playing college football today please DM me pics of who is :wink:

9435336.jpg

No homo (75k), but I’ve had the same thought before as well. He looks like an actor playing football.

Kind of a Joel McHale type

Butt good at football
 
We really tried to lose this game, but ZTF, Molden, McDuffie, and Otton wouldn't let us.

Having elite players can save you sometimes, a very USC-like win from us.

Puka too. He had some big time 3rd down catches on the last drive. Kobe time as Lake would say.

Utes were more Kobe tim tonight.

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That's some dark shit man. Got me questioning if I even want to poast here anymore.
 
My unpopular opinion/predictions tonight:

Offense is going to struggle a bit, and Morris makes a couple mistakes before we turn it on in the 2nd half.

Beth Mowins isn't great, but she's not as bad as most people say.

NostrafuckingWoofus!

Disagree, Beth Mowins voice is that of a nagging wife. Last thing I need to double up on while watching football.

She's good if she just calls the plays without screaming like every play is the greatest play ever. It's essentially the same criticism I have of every announcer alive.
 
My unpopular opinion/predictions tonight:

Offense is going to struggle a bit, and Morris makes a couple mistakes before we turn it on in the 2nd half.

Beth Mowins isn't great, but she's not as bad as most people say.

NostrafuckingWoofus!

Disagree, Beth Mowins voice is that of a nagging wife. Last thing I need to double up on while watching football.

She's good if she just calls the plays without screaming like every play is the greatest play ever. It's essentially the same criticism I have of every announcer alive.

This is why I have the game audio off and listen to Tony Castricone and Damon Huard. Even Damon's more Madden-like moments are tolerable compared to most ESPN announcers/color commentators.
 
My unpopular opinion/predictions tonight:

Offense is going to struggle a bit, and Morris makes a couple mistakes before we turn it on in the 2nd half.

Beth Mowins isn't great, but she's not as bad as most people say.

NostrafuckingWoofus!

Disagree, Beth Mowins voice is that of a nagging wife. Last thing I need to double up on while watching football.

She's good if she just calls the plays without screaming like every play is the greatest play ever. It's essentially the same criticism I have of every announcer alive.

She said a few stupid things. One time mentioned that play action was a possibility on 3rd and 12. Even the color guy told her that the defense isn’t worried about the run considering the down and distance.

She wasn’t noticeably awful. There are shitty male announcers too.
 
My unpopular opinion/predictions tonight:

Offense is going to struggle a bit, and Morris makes a couple mistakes before we turn it on in the 2nd half.

Beth Mowins isn't great, but she's not as bad as most people say.

NostrafuckingWoofus!

Disagree, Beth Mowins voice is that of a nagging wife. Last thing I need to double up on while watching football.

She's good if she just calls the plays without screaming like every play is the greatest play ever. It's essentially the same criticism I have of every announcer alive.

She said a few stupid things. One time mentioned that play action was a possibility on 3rd and 12. Even the color guy told her that the defense isn’t worried about the run considering the down and distance.

She wasn’t noticeably awful. There are shitty male announcers too.

Her content is fine.

Her voice OTOH.
 
My unpopular opinion/predictions tonight:

Offense is going to struggle a bit, and Morris makes a couple mistakes before we turn it on in the 2nd half.

Beth Mowins isn't great, but she's not as bad as most people say.

NostrafuckingWoofus!

Disagree, Beth Mowins voice is that of a nagging wife. Last thing I need to double up on while watching football.

She's good if she just calls the plays without screaming like every play is the greatest play ever. It's essentially the same criticism I have of every announcer alive.

She said a few stupid things. One time mentioned that play action was a possibility on 3rd and 12. Even the COLORED[/b] guy told her that the defense isn’t worried about the run considering the down and distance.

She wasn’t noticeably awful. There are shitty male announcers too.

I thought the black guy was pretty good, her voice is very irritating
 
My unpopular opinion/predictions tonight:

Offense is going to struggle a bit, and Morris makes a couple mistakes before we turn it on in the 2nd half.

Beth Mowins isn't great, but she's not as bad as most people say.

NostrafuckingWoofus!

Disagree, Beth Mowins voice is that of a nagging wife. Last thing I need to double up on while watching football.

She's good if she just calls the plays without screaming like every play is the greatest play ever. It's essentially the same criticism I have of every announcer alive.

@GrundleStiltzkin and I both enjoy listening to Sharyl Atkinson. She has a wonderful, melodious voice.

Beth Mowins has an awful voice. She might be the nicest and most well-informed announcer in the business. But her voice is so awful that supercedes everything else.
 
Brad Maserjian is a dumbass. Most are

Screaming play by play in an empty stadium is special
 
My unpopular opinion/predictions tonight:

Offense is going to struggle a bit, and Morris makes a couple mistakes before we turn it on in the 2nd half.

Beth Mowins isn't great, but she's not as bad as most people say.

NostrafuckingWoofus!

Disagree, Beth Mowins voice is that of a nagging wife. Last thing I need to double up on while watching football.

She's good if she just calls the plays without screaming like every play is the greatest play ever. It's essentially the same criticism I have of every announcer alive.

@GrundleStiltzkin and I both enjoy listening to Sharyl Atkinson. She has a wonderful, melodious voice.

Beth Mowins has an awful voice. She might be the nicest and most well-informed announcer in the business. But her voice is so awful that supercedes everything else.

Few things better than a wonderful female voice.
 
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