OFFICIAL Washington vs Stanford Game Thread

Need to see these 4 things today:

Establish a running game

Nope. 91 yards on 27 carries (3.4 ypc) Absolutely needs to be better

Actually getting sacks

Uh, apparently we got 3 sacks? Muhammad with the intentional grounding, Trice with one, and then the last play. Guess the issue is actually getting the QB down once the pass rush gets there

Tackle on first contact

I don't have stats on missed tackles but this is another thing we didn't do well.

Generating turnovers

-2 TO with both in the red zone. -6 TO in the last 3 games. Another miss for this team
 
This is like watching a boxing match where both guys are trying to throw it

Would have also excepted a retard fight in the Special Ed classroom
There are different types of retard fights as I remember from my days on the short bus. The Downs Syndrome kids are who you are thinking of. Play fights, really. Show them some candy and the anger drops away quickly.

Now the other retards, they went at it hard. Spectrum kids were pretty vicious and could do some damage, but the ones to look out for were the general retards, no real defined issues, just fucking stupid and animal like. They were the kids who would turn a crayon into a weapon and stuff it in your ass during a bathroom break.

And then play with your bloody shit as it oozed from your new asshole.
 
This is like watching a boxing match where both guys are trying to throw it

Would have also excepted a retard fight in the Special Ed classroom
There are different types of retard fights as I remember from my days on the short bus. The Downs Syndrome kids are who you are thinking of. Play fights, really. Show them some candy and the anger drops away quickly.

Now the other retards, they went at it hard. Spectrum kids were pretty vicious and could do some damage, but the ones to look out for were the general retards, no real defined issues, just fucking stupid and animal like. They were the kids who would turn a crayon into a weapon and stuff it in your ass during a bathroom break.

And then play with your bloody shit as it oozed from your new asshole.

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This is like watching a boxing match where both guys are trying to throw it

Would have also excepted a retard fight in the Special Ed classroom
There are different types of retard fights as I remember from my days on the short bus. The Downs Syndrome kids are who you are thinking of. Play fights, really. Show them some candy and the anger drops away quickly.

Now the other retards, they went at it hard. Spectrum kids were pretty vicious and could do some damage, but the ones to look out for were the general retards, no real defined issues, just fucking stupid and animal like. They were the kids who would turn a crayon into a weapon and stuff it in your ass during a bathroom break.

And then play with your bloody shit as it oozed from your new asshole.

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A lot of them looked like they could be Manning relatives.
 
Imagine being UW fan and blaming the offense in a 42-33 win. I hope Don James comes back to life and eats your brains.

Don James wouldn't accept the bitch ass play tonight or the last 3 weeks. Not all wins are the same.

This team is playing on borrowed time. If De Boner doesn't straighten out this shit. Defense is doesn't have any arms. They can't tackle for shit.

 
The offense could have put the game away but two turnovers in the opponents’ territory late in the game kinda prevented that.
 
What exactly would you all have liked Grubb to do there at the end of the half? Take three knees? Run up the gut three times and go to the locker room? Against Stanford?

A minute left in the half, Grubb went aggressive and threw the ball three times. His Heisman candidate QB missed a wide open guy for what would have been a huge gain. If he just waived the white flag and went to the locker room, everyone would be just as pissed.

I can complain about Grubb plenty lately, but at some point the players need to make plays.

Risk/Reward. You got the ball to start Q3. If you don't get it, then it gives Tree more hope and belief they can stay in it and win it. 3 points at end of half didn't help.

You're either the fifth best team in the country or not. If you are, you assume a minute is plenty of time to put points on the board against the #126 defense in college football.

Look at the top 10. One team doesnt look like the rest (partial credit Penn State has the D not the O)
 
1991 beats this team by three TDs.
Starting to wonder if 2016 would win the game?

16 team puts up 40 on this team easily.

This team isn't putting up 30 on 16 defense let alone 40
 
Couple thoughts.

Trice is very good. Hes the only player along the line doing anything but he's affecting the QB more than the rest of the line combined.

HOW DO YOU NOT COVER THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE ON YOUR OWN 5 YARD LINE. Furds first TD was a literal walk in up the middle because they do that stupid wide split on the Dline that is an automatic 6 yard gain if the other team wants it.

Offence and defence both need to acknowledge that 8 yard throws exist.

2 possession win in victory formation, I'll take it.
 
Couple thoughts.

Trice is very good. Hes the only player along the line doing anything but he's affecting the QB more than the rest of the line combined.

HOW DO YOU NOT COVER THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE ON YOUR OWN 5 YARD LINE. Furds first TD was a literal walk in up the middle because they do that stupid wide split on the Dline that is an automatic 6 yard gain if the other team wants it.

Offence and defence both need to acknowledge that 8 yard throws exist.

2 possession win in victory formation, I'll take it.

* offense and defense
 
Couple thoughts.

Trice is very good. Hes the only player along the line doing anything but he's affecting the QB more than the rest of the line combined.

HOW DO YOU NOT COVER THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE ON YOUR OWN 5 YARD LINE. Furds first TD was a literal walk in up the middle because they do that stupid wide split on the Dline that is an automatic 6 yard gain if the other team wants it.

Offence and defence both need to acknowledge that 8 yard throws exist.

2 possession win in victory formation, I'll take it.

* offense and defense

Bit of a grey area
 
Couple thoughts.

Trice is very good. Hes the only player along the line doing anything but he's affecting the QB more than the rest of the line combined.

HOW DO YOU NOT COVER THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE ON YOUR OWN 5 YARD LINE. Furds first TD was a literal walk in up the middle because they do that stupid wide split on the Dline that is an automatic 6 yard gain if the other team wants it.

Offence and defence both need to acknowledge that 8 yard throws exist.

2 possession win in victory formation, I'll take it.

* offense and defense

Bit of a grey area

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