OFFICIAL Washington vs. Iowa Game Thread

[MobeyB4Assholes]

Their QB is obviously as retarded as our? kicker. Why don't we? put 8 in the box?

 

[TurdBomber]

Oh Great! Peterman!
FML

 

[PineapplePirate]

I think we should sit Gross for the rest of the game. We need to keep his leg fresh for the big Indiana game coming up in 2 weeks.

 

[Bob_C]

Need Adam Carolla to weigh in on these kicks.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Giving Iowa a 30 second scoring drive is always special.

 

[CrispyEaterson]

With each passing week I realize how shitty and boring B1G football is.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Giving up 42 passing yards in the first half and having your score doubled up for a two-score halftime deficit against a 3-2 team is the most 2024 UW thing I've ever seen.

 

[doogville]

A comedy of errors.
Jordan PaoPao needs to be tarmacced.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Is this the earliest game we've ever played? Are others drinking already, or what should I do here

My wife’s boyfriend just brought me a 16 oz. Pumpkin Spice Latte and I spiked it with some Everclear. We are ready to go in this house!

wife’s boyfriend… does he help pay bills?

 

[whlinder]

we suck what the fuck is wrong with us

 

[Canadawg]

Iowa is Shaw Furd. I'm going to need pain killes for the second half

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

This team is soft on the road

 

[godawgst]

Of 1st 7 games any losses were/will be self inflicted.
At least for next 5, there's 2/2.5 games where a loss will be simply b/c bigger faster stronger 1 thru 85

 

[PineapplePirate]

This team is soft on the road

You get those teams with similar talent but one has the “it” factor and the other doesn’t. This team doesn’t.

It’s like when you go up against Tom Brady, you know you are going to lose, even if everything is going well. Each time we go on the field it’s like we are playing Tom Brady. Tom Brady is blocking punts, kicking field goals, stripping balls, making you false start, running punts back 60 yards like it’s nothing. Tom Brady living rent free in their heads.

 

[CallMeBigErn]

I think we may need Diamond Demond in with this OL today. My little genie in a bottle. My little man.

 

[HuskyHalfBrain]

This team is soft on the road

They played like shit against Michigan too but because they played like retards against coogs and Rutgers, we took the win and improvements.
Outside of Boston and Coleman, the rest of team are tryhards, nothing more nothing less.
It doesn't help we have fish calling plays and dipshit paopao on payroll.

 

[PineapplePirate]

People are talking up Bama and Bama is losing ha.

 

[priapism]

Throw 3 bombs to Giles and 5 bombs to Boston. That should = at least 3-4 TDs.

 

[godawgst]

This team is soft on the road

You get those teams with similar talent but one has the “it” factor and the other doesn’t. This team.

It’s like when you go up against Tom Brady, you know you are going to lose, even if everything is going well. Each time we go on the field it’s like we are playing Tom Brady. Tom Brady is blocking punts, kicking field goals, stripping balls, making you false start, running punts back 60 yards like it’s nothing. Tom Brady living rent free in their heads.

This team is soft on the road

You get those teams with similar talent but one has the “it” factor and the other doesn’t. This team.

It’s like when you go up against Tom Brady, you know you are going to lose, even if everything is going well. Each time we go on the field it’s like we are playing Tom Brady. Tom Brady is blocking punts, kicking field goals, stripping balls, making you false start, running punts back 60 yards like it’s nothing. Tom Brady living rent free in their heads.

Yep. When two mid teams are playing, it will be things like special teams, penalties, turnovers, etc that decide it.
Fisch is in year one of play/be like a pro bullshit tagline
Kirk F is in year 200 of not beating yourself philosophy

 

[CrispyEaterson]

Is Will Rogers dollar store Bo Nix?