OFFICIAL Washington vs Arizona Game Thread

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I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.

make sense...?

DAWG sense
 
I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.

make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.
 
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I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.

make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

bearswiin is a looser
 
I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.

make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

bearswiin is a looser

Decent word smith back in the day though.

 
Lukewarm take: Dwags benefit from having played on grass already this season. That is all.

Disregard - guess they’re already turf. Thank you global warming induced mega drought!
 
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I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.

make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.
 
I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.

make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.

Damn, pal. You’re in the middle of it. It’ll get better BUT make sure you don’t let it go too fast.

They better all me dwag fans!
 
I had pre-game victory coitus this morning.

I like the assumptive close.

Does it count as coitus when Mrs. Piss makes you service yourself?

It doesnt count if it's your spouse

Why do you hate the institution of marriage, boss ?

I don't

but mentioning smashing the wife is just, obvious. you presumably live with these women.

victory coitus involves some conquest. the wife in the bed on saturday morning is more like...marital coitus.

make sense...?

DAWG sense

Obviously you’ve never been married with young kids before PGOS and don’t know how Sat morning marital victory coitus works.

Also, the term victory coitus in this space was coined by a house husband.

Fucking this. I have a 7, 5, and 2 year old. You fit it in where you can.

I respeck @PostGameOrangeSlices for smoking kief and having threesomes with Kewgs, but he needs to walk a mile in our shoes.
 
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