OFFICIAL Washington-Stanford Game Thread

McCaffrey has never scored a TD in a road game:
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=17651712

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and he'll have 17 road TDs tonight to fix that stat.
 
Just landed in Palo Alto with two grams of fentanyl and a half gallon of lube. I'll see you bitches on the other side.
 

I'm down here for tonight's game at Stanford Stadium, and decided to get here early to see if there were any dawg fans tailgating.

This place is filled up with some kind of Ultimate Frisbee tournament?!?!?!

I asked some hippy what time they would be done because I was hoping to scalp some tickets to the game.

He laughed at me and said the Ultimate Frisbee tournament would be there all evening??

Did they move the location? To make matters worse, he offered me a bong hit and I couldn't refuse. Now I can't find my car.
 
3 drinks in. About to head to my bar. As Ryan Burns went to the local high school we'll have a good crowd of my friends circle jerk partners to watch. Including one of the dads of Burns' high school center. #BurnsAssGrabbingSuperiorityGuy

Death Row better pick that fucker off like 5 times so I can rub it in all these assholes faces.
 
"What is christian mccaffrey?" Did anyone else see this ESPN segment?

I want to stuff this kid into a locker and tell him to kick rocks
 
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