OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

Just woke up. True story, Don James appeared in my dream last night looking super pissed.

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We talked for a bit but the only thing I can remember him saying was, “...and you can tell that tubby piece of shit I didn’t appreciate that little cheer he did at my memorial.”

I’m going to take this as another bad omen.
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So you are saying you don't dream of me? Yet....
 
Watching Georgia Tech vs. someone? GT just switched to Adidas. Uniforms look clean and classic GT. This gives me hope since TSIO already.
 
Just locked up all firearms, flammable liquids, and Clorox in the safe. I'm counting on not remembering the combination by halftime, if I do then it's a sign from above
 
I'm headed to the bar. Meeting CLS there. I made sure to find one with a second story so I can jump off the roof at halftime.
 
At the terminus party. All the auburn men seem like fucktards. All the auburn women look pretty fucking good. I still hate Norwegian dawg for the actions of his ancestors. Seattle has the ugliest women outside of a leprosy farm.

And swaye. Have yet to meet a Pocahontas I wanna stick my dick in, except to get a contact tobacco high. They all fucking chew. Disgusting.
 
Has Brownsocks run around backwards thinking he’s Russell Wilson before getting sacked / fumbling / throwing a weak armed intentional grounding pass yet??
 
I look forward to my 2,000 comment being a drunken mess of cussing at Browning and the fact that this is Petermen's offense.
 
Pregame update. Pete has his pissed off game face on. And there are way too many Auburn fans in the UW section.
 
Quality of life smack talk from someone living in one of the worst shitholes on Earth aka Alabama.

I truly have seen it all.
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Where I live in Bama is extremely nice as is the Hoover, Spain Park, and Auburn areas.

The west coast is mostly hype outside of a few spots in SoCal which are truly amazing.
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Spoken like someone who is too poor to do anything on the west coast.

Ubering to Redondo Beach during a 12 hour layover at LAX is nicer than anything in Georgia that doesn’t include guns or angry black hookers.
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At the terminus party. All the auburn men seem like fucktards. All the auburn women look pretty fucking good. I still hate Norwegian dawg for the actions of his ancestors. Seattle has the ugliest women outside of a leprosy farm.

And swaye. Have yet to meet a Pocahontas I wanna stick my dick in, except to get a contact tobacco high. They all fucking chew. Disgusting.
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The Eastside would like a word...
 
Take that back. The mob of purple seem like fucktards as well. I may be the only swinging dick in this place. Oh wait, there’s Race in his wheelchair and his oxygen tank. Winners must have won.

Gonna get tight on these auburn bitches. ‘Loudawg out.
 
Ohio State vs Oregon State is in a weather delay on ABC. They better not throw our game on ESPN News or something so they can keep the blowout on ABC until the end.
 
Ohio State vs Oregon State is in a weather delay on ABC. They better not throw our game on ESPN News or something so they can keep the blowout on ABC until the end.
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Truck racing will be a higher priority.
 
K Grizzle chatting up Elise and passing out dawgman wrist bands.
 
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Take that back. The mob of purple seem like fucktards as well. I may be the only swinging dick in this place. Oh wait, there’s Race in his wheelchair and his oxygen tank. Winners must have won.

Gonna get tight on these auburn bitches. ‘Loudawg out.
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Can you try a little less hard? TIA
 
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