OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not[/b] a peep.

you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?

I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.

Some people just like to dress up.

 

[Edwin_Bambino]

Lotta under cover Dawgs in this bar. Still no Auburn fans. I like the Dwags in this one, rather easily.

 

[MisterEm]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not[/b] a peep.

you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?

I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.

Literal LoL!

She made me go for a run this morning before we ignored being human and started day drinking.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.

ASU and Pedo State fans at least talked shit on our last two road trips... hoping it gets better. I need the conflict.

YKW

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not a peep.

ASU and Pedo State fans at least talked shit on our last two road trips... hoping it gets better. I need the conflict.

YKW

I’m sure @MisterEm meant to post pics of the young dude with the Georgia plates but didn’t want to upset MrsEm.

 

[ThomasFremont]

Did we win yet?

 

[dOgmaster]

Maybe the lack of trash talk is because their fans don’t see uw as a real challenge. They are in the SEC!!!! I doubt the football team thinks like that, if they have watched any film.

If this game was west of the mississippi they would shit thier pants.

Fuck the sec!

 

[DerekJohnson]

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The Jimmy Deans sausage will compliment the game day chili nicely.

thank you for the reminder of this gif. Original post has been fixed.

 

[LesGrossman]

 

[Swaye]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not[/b] a peep.

you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?

I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.

Simple. "Son, one day that is where you put your dick. They are called sluts. Or dick holsters."

 

[whlinder]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not[/b] a peep.

you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?

I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.

Simple. "Son, one day that is where you put your dick. They are called sluts. Or dick holsters."

Agreed. Or cum dumpsters.

Except that I have a daughter.

And I will never take your advice on what to say to her.

 

[Swaye]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

Stayed the first night in Buckhead, and now downtown. Auburn fans do not even make eye contact.

Alabama, LSU and Georgia fans have verbally obliterated anything Auburn related from the airport, bars and the ghetto 24 hr fitness locations. Younger dude with Georgia alum plates screamed "GO DAWGS" as Mrs Em crossed the street in purple UW leggings this morning. Silverhair Auburn couple behind....not[/b] a peep.

you sure she’s not here for Dragon Con?

I saw a bunch of sluts in slutty bunny rabbit outfits. No pics cause with my wife and kid. Didn’t know how to explain that to the kid.

Simple. "Son, one day that is where you put your dick. They are called sluts. Or dick holsters."

Agreed. Or cum dumpsters.

Except that I have a daughter.

And I will never take your advice on what to say to her.

You are a smart man.

 

[Edwin_Bambino]

Finally got chirped as we were hopping in our Uber going back to the hotel. All the guy said was “maybe next year!”, wear a UW polo in this town all week and that’s all I get? Sad really. Sad to see how far SEC shit talking has fallen.

 

[whlinder]

God we suck at branding. The weasel logo and Brownsocks. Fuck us.

 

[Mosster47]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

MARTA = Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.

One of the first things I was told when I moved to the sowff.

 

[haie]

Of course @Mosster47 will be living in this thread...jack fan of a 7 win program now...

 

[Mad_Son]

@Mad_Son you gonna be in mid-season alcoholic form for this matchup?

Good news. We've decided to push anniversary dinner out to a future weekend so sobriety is no longer a requirement.

Time to see if all my summer conditioning has paid off. I've mostly focused on burning out with beers but we'll see if that has given me the strength to do the heavy whiskey lifting I typically do during games

 

[RaceBannon]

Been in Atlanta all week for work. Have worn UW polos most days. Haven’t had an Auburn fan shit talk me even once. Pussy fans, pussy team.

I did get a Georgia fan telling me he hopes the Dawgs fuck Auburn up. Lotta Dwag love. I thanked him for Eason, so basically that’s 2 UW FANS to 0 Auburn fans. I like the Dawgs in this one, rather easily.

Just got out of ATL airport. On the MARTA. All the Auburn fans want to have polite banter with me. All the Bama fans want us to kick their ass.

MARTA = Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.

One of the first things I was told when I moved to the sowff.

Great racist crap as always

 

[Swaye]

Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.

 

[YellowSnow]

Gun store just called to tell me my new gun is in. So, at least I will have a nice new pistol to shoot myself with if Shitsox does his normal thing.

10 MM is a vicious round.