OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

[ExtraChrisB]

Defense has been lights out in the second half

 

[gmo]

Swaya getting laid is still possible.

Offer a massage as a “sorry”. Then you’re in like Flynn.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Liver dying

Heart going to atrial fibrillation with a rapid ventricular response

Team AFib!!!!!

 

[Houhusky]

I'm already not getting laid tonight so we better at least fucking win

Say what you want about be married but atleast you can almost always talk your way into a pity hand job as long as you remembered to take out the trash on trash day

 

[GhostOfGerberding]

Liver dying

Lol if you have a functioning liver

 

[Swaye]

And here we go.

Browning, reach down and find your dick. Now, swing that fucking thing and go out and win this game.

Fuck!!

He can borrow my magnifying glass. CLS just threw it at me.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Are we winning in the 4th? Wtf? Did I die when we made or missed one of the field goals?

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Can't believe how much more physical we look this half. Even managing to make Stidham move off his spot in the pocket.

 

[Swaye]

I’m yelling at the tv, dog started throwing up, wife yelling at me, might throw up. RIP

YBFE

 

[DoogCourics]

Liver dying

Heart going to atrial fibrillation with a rapid ventricular response

Too close to home. I was diagnosed with Atrial Flutter last month and will be undergoing more tests this up coming my month.

This game has been literal hell on my heart.

 

[DoogCourics]

Sidebar:

Thanks Gene for that 2pt conversion!!!!

 

[Swaye]

Liver dying

Heart going to atrial fibrillation with a rapid ventricular response

Too close to home. I was diagnosed with Atrial Flutter last month and will be undergoing more tests this up coming my month.

This game has been literal hell on my heart.

Stop doing Crossfit ding dong

 

[Pitchfork51]

oh man. i really dont want the game in brownings hands

or do i

 

[gmo]

Offensive. Shit.

 

[Swaye]

FUCK FUCK

 

[Mad_Son]

Make up call

 

[jhfstyle24]

OPI again fuck

 

[EsophagealFeces]

No fucking way. You can't call that.

 

[UWhuskytskeet]

OPI

 

[PurpleJ]

Soft fucking PI all game. WTF is this shit? Did we bring Pac-12 refs with us?