OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

Halftime thoughts:

  • Brownsocks is looking a little less brown than normal. Still fairly brown. Maybe tansocks?
  • We need to establish a bit more ground game to complement what we seem to have figured out through the air
  • Our run defense is generally looking pretty good
  • Our secondary listened to the plaudits a bit too much
  • We have been excellent in the 3rd quarter over the past couple years. Stopping Auburn to open the half would be huge
  • We aren't as physical, but it got better after the first two drives

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My wife says I'm fucking bipolar. For an hour and a half I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning fucking sucks". "We're getting dominated". "This isn't funny anymore". "Why is our defense shit?".

Then I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning growing some nuts!". "Ty Motha Fuckin Jones!". "Quinten Pounds never does anything unless it's an incredible catch!"

She has decided to go to her mother's house for a couple hours.

What can I say, this is me right now:

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Are the boys in the locker room with the realization that they truly belong?

I could see this. They laid some hits. If Browning will just let it fly in rhythm it's not over.....until it's over
 
My wife says I'm fucking bipolar. For an hour and a half I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning fucking sucks". "We're getting dominated". "This isn't funny anymore". "Why is our defense shit?".

Then I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning growing some nuts!". "Ty Motha Fuckin Jones!". "Quinten Pounds never does anything unless it's an incredible catch!"

She has decided to go to her mother's house for a couple hours.

What can I say, this is me right now:

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I am there also.
 
My wife says I'm fucking bipolar. For an hour and a half I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning fucking sucks". "We're getting dominated". "This isn't funny anymore". "Why is our defense shit?".

Then I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning growing some nuts!". "Ty Motha Fuckin Jones!". "Quinten Pounds never does anything unless it's an incredible catch!"

She has decided to go to her mother's house for a couple hours.

What can I say, this is me right now:

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Pics?

Of both of them!!!
 
PS - USC is currently losing to UNLV.

Today has a chance to be a great day.

Why in the world would you want the defending champion of your conference to lose to UNLV? Perception matters.

Bullshit. Winning matters. Fuck everyone else, especially your main recruiting rivals. Fuck them extra dry.
 
PS - USC is currently losing to UNLV.

Today has a chance to be a great day.

Why in the world would you want the defending champion of your conference to lose to UNLV? Perception matters.

Bullshit. Winning matters. Fuck everyone else, especially your main recruiting rivals. Fuck them extra dry.

Take some PRIDE in your conference. PAC PAC PAC!!!
 
PS - USC is currently losing to UNLV.

Today has a chance to be a great day.

Why in the world would you want the defending champion of your conference to lose to UNLV? Perception matters.

Agree.

If USC somehow lost that game, the pac12 is eliminated from the playoff.
 
My wife says I'm fucking bipolar. For an hour and a half I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning fucking sucks". "We're getting dominated". "This isn't funny anymore". "Why is our defense shit?".

Then I'm jumping up and down screaming at the tv. "Jake Browning growing some nuts!". "Ty Motha Fuckin Jones!". "Quinten Pounds never does anything unless it's an incredible catch!"

She has decided to go to her mother's house for a couple hours.

What can I say, this is me right now:

View attachment 1330

Pics?

Of both of them!!!

? pics of the father in-law
 
PS - USC is currently losing to UNLV.

Today has a chance to be a great day.

Why in the world would you want the defending champion of your conference to lose to UNLV? Perception matters.

Agree.

If USC somehow lost that game, the pac12 is eliminated from the playoff.

Defending conference champion USC being #15 means the conference doesn’t have a slot for a 1 loss team
 
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