OFFICIAL Washington-Auburn Game Thread sponsored by Jimmy Dean Sausage

Amazing it's only a 9 point game. Feels like we have no shot. This shit is getting old. It's year fucking FIVE and we can't even compete.
 
We're not elite right now. This OKG shit isn't working. You need some four and five star total asshole criminals with great speed. Just do it.
 
Our dbs have underwhelmed but pary of it is how we're compensating for our lack of lbs. Gregory needs to go.
 
Normally we'd be up 20+ against ass teams like this but, it's the first game and Jarrett hasn't wiped the shit out of his eyes yet.
 
Safeties playing 30 yards off the LOS while our round 1 corners get fucked on the edges
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Yeah, what gives Lake? Both our starting safeties are good near LOS. Are we really scared of them throwing deep? A world could exist.
 
This is going to be Pedo State part deux. We'll look like shit early, fall way behind, then mount a comeback that falls short, and Browning will get praised for bringing us back while we all chug bleach, slit our wrists, and slowly bleed to death while masturbating to thoughts of Eason playing QB.
 
Gaines/Jaylen/Levi look the part, as Pete said after year one would be the key to UW football wins ("our success will be determined by how much our DL looks like ones from the SEC")

He better expand that philosophy to include LB's as well, so Bob Gregory thanks for playing.

Kyler Manu/Jake W are both on the field at the same time.

Let that fucking sink in.
 
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