OFFICIAL Washington-ASU Game Thread sponsored by Larry Scott's Innovative Pac-12 Network

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And don't lie. If you had a sister you know you stole this fucking thing to make some delicious cookies or something.

You know why
 
Alright faggots I've finally got a few swigs of whiskey in me and heading on down to mill to drink more.

It's on.

Fuck I'm not excited for this game at all. Just gonna get wasted and see if I can find a girl I don't scare off
 
Alright faggots I've finally got a few swigs of whiskey in me and heading on down to mill to drink more.

It's on.

Fuck I'm not excited for this game at all. Just gonna get wasted and see if I can find a girl I don't scare off

You butthuffers still throw tortillas?
 
Forgot we're supposed to wear black. I have one black shirt that's a size too small. Have an excuse to show off the guns.

As my old baseball coach used to say, "look like a douchebag feel like a douchebag play like a douchebag."
 
Alright faggots I've finally got a few swigs of whiskey in me and heading on down to mill to drink more.

It's on.

Fuck I'm not excited for this game at all. Just gonna get wasted and see if I can find a girl I don't scare off

You butthuffers still throw tortillas?

Ha I wish. They even banned kegs in the tailgate lots when I was a freshman in 07

Fuckers
 
PRO TIP: don't stick your dick in the fondue sauce, no matter how strong the peer pressure is.. it hurts worse than you would think.
 
Side note: People still ride Sam Darnold’s jock despite he’s turned the ball over twice and looks like shit again
 
Alright butthuffers I lied. I'm finally leaving now. I wanted to drink more and my shoes are down in the car in the parking garage so I clipped my toenails and am rocking sandals.

Not like I'm going in until the 2nd quarter anyway.
 
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