My Heaven Hill flight is gone, and this offense has taken my soul.
Time to get drunk on Sazeracs.
UW is 50% in red zone tds. Which is in the 120’s in college football.
Why? Because we have a retarded offense. Oh, and because our WR are 5’10”, 5’9”, and 5’8”.
And our running back goes down when someone breathes on him.
Every other offense in the country has big WR and a presence in the red zone that they go to.
Our only big dick red zone presence was Dick. And he gone.
And now our offense knows the cat is out of the bag and that they suck in the red zone. So now they’re thinking about it. And the coaches are thinking about it. It’s now a self fulfilling prophecy.
At least the defense has found its balls.
Oh look, Fuller just muffed a punt.
Fuck this fucking shit. Sazerac time.