OFFICIAL Utah-Oregon State Game Thread

[greenblood]

I would like it to start with Mannion... just start shooting flames out of the back of his helmet and then go to #49, the mongoloid whitey for Utah... then envelop Klaatu early... then Brando jacks off while his last moments on earth are dying in a fire watching Klaatu's flesh burn off his soulless muppet face.

Too far?

Wow

 

[BennyBeaver]

Can both teams get a loss tonight?

If the field could spontaneously catch on fire, I would cheer.

We usually let duck fans do that.

 

[droggins]

WTF is Black Bear Diner?

 

[PurpleJ]

Low scoring games don't usually bother me, but this game is just not very fun to watch. Sloppy.

We need a streaker or something.

 

[Fenwick]

I would like it (the tire fire that this bitch so obviously deserves) to start with Mannion... just start shooting flames out of the back of his helmet and then go to #49, the mongoloid whitey for Utah... then envelop Klaatu early... then Brando jacks off while his last moments on earth are dying in a fire watching Klaatu's flesh burn off his soulless muppet face.

Too far?

I have to entertain myself somehow.

Could you rewrite that in iambic pentameter? Be awesome.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

WTF is Black Bear Diner?

I don't know, but that commercial was awesome

 

[H_D]

LOL at TD Ameritrade commercial talking about "ball control".

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Old fashioned cock fight, Boovs will prevail

Reilly's a great guy, would rather have a beer with him than CK. Chip would prob try and grab my nuts (allegedly)

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I would like it (the tire fire that this bitch so obviously deserves) to start with Mannion... just start shooting flames out of the back of his helmet and then go to #49, the mongoloid whitey for Utah... then envelop Klaatu early... then Brando jacks off while his last moments on earth are dying in a fire watching Klaatu's flesh burn off his soulless muppet face.

Too far?

I have to entertain myself somehow.

TISDSM.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Kyle Whittingham is the coaching equivalent of Kirkland brand jeans.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

"Not playing ball"

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Dude deserved to be penalized just for being dumb. Keep your hands off the guy and the ball lands harmlessly.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

#MyUtes

 

[droggins]

He sure took it to the house.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

He can take it all the way to the house - a/k/a he is tackled on the 5.

 

[H_D]

He can take it all the way to the house - a/k/a he is tackled on the 5.

He said "can" not "will". Stop being a twister.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

He can take it all the way to the house - a/k/a he is tackled on the 5.

He said can, not will. Some of you need to learn the difference.

 

[H_D]

They luv the jump cut!

 

[droggins]

He can take it all the way to the house - a/k/a he is tackled on the 5.

He said "can" not "will". Stop being a twister.

Water is wet.