Official: USC vs Cuog Dream Dash pre-game thread

[jecornel]

"Son of Zues?" No bueno. Quickest first step in the country???? What?

 

[TurdBomber]

Floodgates......OPEN.

 

[CuntWaffle]

WSU with that Sark like defensive line. Only one guy barely above 300 LB? I love how they called the line "athletic". When someone calls your line athletic instead of big it fucking sucks.

 

[biak1]

Where's the vaunted cuog defense?

 

[jecornel]

It's over. Time to hit the bars cougs....keep that buzz going.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Seriously, these announcers are total dipshits.

 

[TurdBomber]

Best thing to say about Pullman is "it's the Lentil Capital" of something.
Shit. SC's in trouble.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Darnold might have him a Tui vs Stanford type of game.

 

[TurdBomber]

Falk is concussed already.

 

[CuntWaffle]

2 coogin its so far

 

[CuntWaffle]

Not the beefiest line but they sure are fast! LOL!

 

[mobey]

Skin infection??

Aids

 

[RedRocket]

Ah Austin Jackson is starting . Didn't we get a hat on the table?

 

[SpoonieLuv]

Holy shit.

I'd rather be in a human centipede than watching this shitshow.

Still watching but both these team suck donkey dick.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Very cerebral again...

 

[mobey]

Luke Gomer Falk

 

[SpoonieLuv]

The USC coaching staff should be held to account by a war crimes tribunal.

They are a complete fucking mess.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Nice blitz pickup by the WSU RB.

 

[mobey]

I hear Cuogs have 20 Olineman on scholli and they're really good

 

[SpoonieLuv]

I've seen nicer sacks in my shower alone