OFFICIAL USC-STANFORD game thread

[LoneStarDawg]

Okay, assholes. THIS IS THE STANFORD THREAD. Please bitch about the Puntkuntski in the UW-Eastern thread.

TIA

FO, Duck

 

[Swaye]

EWU takes the lead.

 

[Swaye]

I'm not whooshing you. FMFYFE

 

[PurpleJ]

Stanford is going to pound our discipline hole on 9/27.

 

[PurpleJ]

Fuck these dumb slut sideline reporters, too.

 

[Swaye]

Think we just took the lead (under review), but yeah, discipline hole in danger of numerous plungers at this point.

 

[RaceBannon]

But how is Shaw a bad coach?

Because he'll figure out how to lose this game

 

[SteveInShelton]

Good old Sark return coverage unit. USC prided themselves on their return coverage last year, woops that was with a different coach.

 

[PurpleJ]

But how is Shaw a bad coach?

Because he'll figure out how to lose this game

You whooshin me o'bannnon?

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Wilcox is leaning hard on Missed Kick

 

[RaceBannon]

Field goals are for losers. Red zone fuck up. Conservative asshole coach. No whoosh

 

[PurpleJ]

Send the kicker to Syria

 

[PurpleJ]

Field goals are for losers. Red zone fuck up. Conservative asshole coach. No whoosh

I still think Stanford will win.

 

[Swaye]

Herby is really setting up the excuse matrix for Sark with all this youth talk. Asshole.

 

[SteveInShelton]

Stanford is outgaining USC 250-100 and only leads by 3. Really bad coaching today.

 

[RaceBannon]

Field goals are for losers. Red zone fuck up. Conservative asshole coach. No whoosh

I still think Stanford will win.

I always hate the coach of the team I'm rooting for

You usually lose when you fuck up this bad

 

[LoneStarDawg]

this is stanford in the clink ugly

 

[SteveInShelton]

Stanford's redzone offense is embarrassing.

 

[DerekJohnson]

why didn't he kick the field goal? That's insane the way the Stanford D is playing.

 

[PurpleJ]

David Shaw must read this bored....and then the run gets stuffed. I love the irony.