OFFICIAL USC-Fresno State game thread

[Purple_Pills]

BarKKK for SarKKK!

 

[UWerentThereMan]

no visor

 

[PurpleJ]

Bold statement by Fresno to come out in the all whites

 

[PurpleJ]

Penalties are an overrated stat

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Wonderful start so far.

Poor KOR
Penalty
Almost a sack
Almost an INT

 

[EsophagealFeces]

I almost feel bad for all the SC players that went there to avoid Sark. Almost.

 

[droggins]

I expect the sarkasm in this thread to be at a high level.

 

[purpledoogfan]

Welcome to the Sarkisian Era USC!!!

 

[EsophagealFeces]

False starts in home games? Welcome to SarkBall, troojans.

 

[PurpleJ]

I expect the sarkasm in this thread to be at a high level.

Flagged for irony's sake. Don't worry. Not an important stat.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Lawnmower time, motherfuckers!!!!!111!!11!!

 

[d2d]

Is it on the interweb anywhere?

Everything is on First Row Sports... College Doog told me. He knows everything.

 

[Gladstone]

That was a good drive. Some big 3rd down conversions. Having Kessler keep that TD was a great play call. Fuck Sark.

 

[d2d]

Unsportsmanlike on Sark's team? The Ref is a racist.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Leave it to Sark to turn the #1 Safety prospect in the country into a WR. What a fucktard.

 

[PurpleJ]

This is going exactly how I wanted it to. USC blowout, UCLA looked sloppy. Time to trooj it the fuck up before getting humbled at Stanford.

 

[Doogles]

The script is being followed beautifully.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

This is going exactly how I wanted it to. USC blowout, UCLA looked sloppy. Time to trooj it the fuck up before getting humbled at Stanford.

I was just thinking the same thing. The deflation will be twice as fun to watch if their USC sweatpants are stressed after this first game.

 

[PurpleJ]

mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13097600&p=4

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

Fresno State looks McIntyre bad