OFFICIAL US Open 1st practice round thread.

sarktastic

sarktastic

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I'm hearing Tiger Woods was having trouble extracting yesterday's Mexican Buffet, earlier this morning. No confirmation yet.

This is the BIGGEST sporting event evvarr in the Northwest, I'm told.
 
The fuck is a Tiger Woods?
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I'm hearing Tiger Woods was having trouble extracting yesterday's Mexican Buffet, earlier this morning. No confirmation yet.

This is the BIGGEST sporting event evvarr in the Northwest, I'm told.
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$1 Chinese food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mexican buffet.
 
Holy hell this tournament looks like it's going to be the biggest fucking dreckfest in US Open history.
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That really is saying something.
 
Pro golfers and golf commentators are the biggest fucking cry babies in sports.

Shocked nobody has complained about the altitude at Chamber's Bay yet.

Win or GTFO.

CHRIST.
 
Have you heard about the grass? Fescue....bear traps would be less intrusive than this stuff.
 
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Pro golfers and golf commentators are the biggest fucking cry babies in sports.

Shocked nobody has complained about the altitude at Chamber's Bay yet.

Win or GTFO.

CHRIST.
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The course is too young, golfers and commentators need time to get their own familiarity in there

 
Have you heard about the grass? Fescue....bear traps would be less intrusive than this stuff.
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Fescue killed my grandpa. If the golfers aren't careful it will take their life.
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Hopefully the fescue does what the full blown Lupus couldn't do and kills Phil so we can stop hearing about his failed career grand slam.
 
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