OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread

[YellowSnow]

Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Spandex Mafia

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.

There are those of the @oregonblitzkrieg mindset who allege sunscreens contain aluminum and other carcinogens - thus promoting melanomas.

Report.decide. TTTTT, I know.

 

[RaceBannon]

Now that I'm back in the northwest I hate the late start and early finish of summer

And I hate light until 10

 

[Fenderbender123]

Paying an extra $100 for my water bill just to satisfy society's vain expectation of having green grass.

 

[Joey]

I quit using it. I’ll get reddish once and then I’m fine the rest of the summer. A lot changed with me and my health during Covid… #TITTT

 

[DerekJohnson]

Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.

There are those of the @oregonblitzkrieg mindset who allege sunscreens contain aluminum and other carcinogens - thus promoting melanomas.

Report.decide. TTTTT, I know.

I do believe this

 

[coronabruin]

Absolutely nothing lol and also sunscreen is for crackkka jack azz pussies!

 

[YellowSnow]

Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.

There are those of the @oregonblitzkrieg mindset who allege sunscreens contain aluminum and other carcinogens - thus promoting melanomas.

Report.decide. TTTTT, I know.

Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and I think you guys are a bunch of fucking cranks.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Things I hate about summer:

• Not having a boat
• Too short of a season in PNW
• Listening to the PNW pussies whine when it's warmer than 80 degrees / it doesn't rain for a week. Fuck, I hate the people who live here.

 

[YellowSnow]

I quit using it. I’ll get reddish once and then I’m fine the rest of the summer. A lot changed with me and my health during Covid… #TITTT

Good luck the rest of the way!

 

[YellowSnow]

Spandex Mafia

Agree FTG. I wear spandex and ride a road bike some times - although I'm 81% on the dirt now - but when I do hit the pavement it's wide ass shoulders where no automobile operator could possibly get annoyed. Fortunately, I live in an area where cars and bikes usually can live a happy coexistence. But in Seattle? Fuck that.

 

[YellowSnow]

Things I hate about summer:

• Not having a boat
• Too short of a season in PNW
• Listening to the PNW pussies whine when it's warmer than 80 degrees / it doesn't rain for a week. Fuck, I hate the people who live here.

I was lucky that my best fren from college owned a sail boat moored on Lake Union, and my brother-in-law had a douchey master craft with a private marina/ beach on Lake Sammamish.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Things I hate about summer:

• Not having a boat
• Too short of a season in PNW
• Listening to the PNW pussies whine when it's warmer than 80 degrees / it doesn't rain for a week. Fuck, I hate the people who live here.

My phone gave me a heat warning and cautioned to stay indoors when it was forecast to be 82 fucking degrees

 

[coronabruin]

#NewsTips

 

[Fishpo31]

Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.

There are those of the @oregonblitzkrieg mindset who allege sunscreens contain aluminum and other carcinogens - thus promoting melanomas.

Report.decide. TTTTT, I know.

It also contains something that, when combined with rosin, produces very high spin rates when you apply it to a baseball…TITTBB…

 

[Fishpo31]

I never used sunscreen when young, but now use it all the tim

 

[chuck]

I live in the gorge. I just hate people in general during the summer. I wish you all would go away and not return. Bicyclists, bikers, millennials driving mom and dad's BMWs, red necks driving their jacked up pavement princess trucks with attitude in anger at the tourists...all of it and all of them. Just go back to whatever retard land you all came from.

 

[whlinder]

Humidity

Gross people wearing skimpy clothing

 

[YellowSnow]

I live in the gorge. I just hate people in general during the summer. I wish you all would go away and not return. Bicyclists, bikers, millennials driving mom and dad's BMWs, red necks driving their jacked up pavement princess trucks with attitude in anger at the tourists...all of it and all of them. Just go back to whatever retard land you all came from.

I feel ya' pod. My little logging camp is over run with Kalifags all summer long.

But I guess it's a symptom of living in an area with great outdoor recreation opportunities.