OFFICIAL: Stanford Beats UCLA, Wins North Game Thread

That was a fucking beautiful drive. Shaw just deMORAlized Mora. Bent him over, went in dry slowly 1 inch at a time until it was no longer consensual.
 
I wish Jesse Palmer could go silent for longer than 5 seconds. He seriously needs to STFU.

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This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
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I've stayed on the bandwagon and said the collapse wasn't a sure thing. They have recruited well and Shaw runs a good program.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
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They've beaten this dreck in 2015:

UCF
USC
Oregon State
Arizona
UCLA

They scored six fucking points at Northwestern.

David Shaw still fucking sucks.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
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They've beaten this dreck in 2015:

UCF
USC
Oregon State
Arizona
UCLA

They scored six fucking points at Northwestern.

David Shaw still fucking sucks.
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Tallest midget dude, and sometimes that's all you need.
 
I've always avoided the Shaw sucks hype. He's popped off. His teams play like Washington of old. It's fun to watch.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
Click to expand...

They've beaten this dreck in 2015:

UCF
USC
Oregon State
Arizona
UCLA

They scored six fucking points at Northwestern.

David Shaw still fucking sucks.
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4.4 seasons

3 BCS Bowls
3 division titles
2 conference titles
46-13 overall
smashmouth dirty team

He's good and you're dumb.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
Click to expand...

They've beaten this dreck in 2015:

UCF
USC
Oregon State
Arizona
UCLA

They scored six fucking points at Northwestern.

David Shaw still fucking sucks.
Click to expand...

Tallest midget dude, and sometimes that's all you need.
Click to expand...

Shaw has won the tallest midget contest before.

He still sucks, just less than the other midgets do.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
Click to expand...

They've beaten this dreck in 2015:

UCF
USC
Oregon State
Arizona
UCLA

They scored six fucking points at Northwestern.

David Shaw still fucking sucks.
Click to expand...

Tallest midget dude, and sometimes that's all you need.
Click to expand...

Shaw has won the tallest midget contest before.

He still sucks, just less than the other midgets do.
Click to expand...

He might not be great, but he's good.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
Click to expand...

They've beaten this dreck in 2015:

UCF
USC
Oregon State
Arizona
UCLA

They scored six fucking points at Northwestern.

David Shaw still fucking sucks.
Click to expand...

I wouldn't go that far but if Kelly and Carroll were still around, he's not having the success he has. Whittingham also beat beat him and at the time, he still had a lot of Mountain West talent.
 
This board gets most things right, but not on David Shaw. He's a very solid coach who runs a fucking tough, gritty program that play the right way. He knows he's good and smirks and people hate him for it. The only thing that keeps him from being great is that he often shits all over himself with his redzone playcalling.

People have been waiting for Stanford to collapse post-Jim for 5 years. Tick tock dudes.
Click to expand...

They've beaten this dreck in 2015:

UCF
USC
Oregon State
Arizona
UCLA

They scored six fucking points at Northwestern.

David Shaw still fucking sucks.
Click to expand...

Tallest midget dude, and sometimes that's all you need.
Click to expand...

Shaw has won the tallest midget contest before.

He still sucks, just less than the other midgets do.
Click to expand...

He might not be great, but he's good.
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Are you new here? If you're good, you suck.
 
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