Official: Seattle Kraken Expansion Draft Thread

Fuck all of you.

Seattle never gave a fuck about hockey the 4 years I was there, besides BC Canadians and their shitty Canucks.

Logo and colors look undoubtedly AHL.

This won't work out like Vegas. You guys will suck and then Seattle sports fans will do what Seattle sports fan do: go back to the Sounders and Seahawks.

My Sharks will beat you down for all eternity.

Enjoy a Mariners streak in a different pro sport.
 
Scoff as you wish but I make this bold prediction here and now.

Seattle Kraken will win more games next season than at any time in Our* history.
 
Scoff as you wish but I make this bold prediction here and now.

Seattle Kraken will win more games next season than at any time in Our* history.
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NHL beats franchises the fuck down.

Leafs have won NOTHING and the league doesn't care. Think about that. Imagine the MLB shitting on the Yankees.

If you think you're getting some charity run to cup/playoffs just because of what Vegas did, well it might be time to prep those sounders jerseys.

Bread and Butter Canada just got one team into the cup in 9+ years and got butt slammed.

Do free agents want to play in Seattle? Probably not. They want to play in Vegas, but Seattle isn't Vegas.

You have to be a good front office, or you'll lose your fans and it'll go tits up. The canadian fans in Seattle already have their teams, so they aren't pumping money into you.

The NBA free agency problems are a lot like the NHL's.

Let's see it Seattle pro fans. Prove it or fuck off.
 
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I used to go to Silvertips games all the time before moving across the water. I'll give NHL a go this coming season.
 
Scoff as you wish but I make this bold prediction here and now.

Seattle Kraken will win more games next season than at any time in Our* history.
Click to expand...

NHL beats franchises the fuck down.

Leafs have won NOTHING and the league doesn't care. Think about that. Imagine the MLB shitting on the Yankees.

If you think you're getting some charity run to cup/playoffs just because of what Vegas did, well it might be time to prep those sounders jerseys.

Bread and Butter Canada just got one team into the cup in 9+ years and got butt slammed.

Do free agents want to play in Seattle? Probably not. They want to play in Vegas, but Seattle isn't Vegas.

You have to be a good front office, or you'll lose your fans and it'll go tits up. The canadian fans in Seattle already have their teams, so they aren't pumping money into you.

The NBA free agency problems are a lot like the NHL's.

Let's see it Seattle pro fans. Prove it or fuck off.
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I have no idea what any of this means. I’ve only been a Lifelong Kraken fan for under a week and I can’t stand watching hockey. That said, my prediction stands.

#MyKraken
 
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