OFFICIAL RED ALERT to those living in their mother's basements

[DerekJohnson]

Hot Pockets Recalled Over ‘Diseased And Unsound Animal’ Contents

 

[RaceBannon]

That's what you get for eating meet.

And going to SeaWorld

 

[allpurpleallgold]

Now what am I going to eat with my Mountain Dew?

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Hot Pocket directions: “Take out of box, place directly in toilet”